Qualifications for a wife

[Libsmasher]

The young guy announced to his friends that any woman he married would have to be an aristocrat in the living room, an economist in the kitchen, and a whore in bed. After he got married, his friends saw him a couple months later and asked if his wife had met his expectations. No, he said saidly, she's a whore in the living room, an aristocrat in the kitchen, and an economist in bed.

 

[top gun]

The young guy announced to his friends that any woman he married would have to be an aristocrat in the living room, an economist in the kitchen, and a whore in bed. After he got married, his friends saw him a couple months later and asked if his wife had met his expectations. No, he said saidly, she's a whore in the living room, an aristocrat in the kitchen, and an economist in bed.

Funny how things seem to work out that way huh?

Another thing you often notice as you get older is that the woman someone leaves for, because she was so much better..................... in 5 years is exactly the same woman they left 5 years before.

I'm sure that goes for women and their men too...