Because you seem to be so dysfunctional that you proudly admit to a Forrest Gump kind of simple mindedness in not really hating the fact that people make claims with no proof, but simplemindedly just liking "to point it out."
That makes me think that someone may have to remind you to tidy yourself up.
or you can't stop thinking about wiping men's arses.
i'm going with the simpler explanation.