The never-ending story

"Is the government behind this foolishness? I'm sure it must be. Don't we deserve a government that works?"

George Bush and Nancy Pelosi peeked out from behind a tree. Together, they chorused, ".....

"We're gonna have hot monkey sex!" Outraged, Dobbs climbed into the helicopter and ...
 
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...began to film the procedings. He immediately uploaded the video, where it quickly became viral. Now, all of America knows that.....

...they are both into S&M. But at this very moment, in the kennedy compound, lights were low, soft music was playing, and Starr Jones, sitting on the couch murmured "c'mere, big boy..." whereupon.........
 
...they are both into S&M. But at this very moment, in the kennedy compound, lights were low, soft music was playing, and Starr Jones, sitting on the couch murmured "c'mere, big boy..." whereupon.........

Ted Kennedy had a heart attack, and had to be rushed to the ....
 
....local tavern for a stiff one, but when he got there was suprised to see ....

Popeye and Libsmasher having a polite conversation with Senators McCain and Obama over some ice cold Alaskan Amber, compliments of Bunz.
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Popeye and Libsmasher having a polite conversation with Senators McCain and Obama over some ice cold Alaskan Amber, compliments of Bunz.

Looking at the fine print, Libsmasher was stunned to see "obamabot Koolaid" as one of the ingredients. He tried frantically to nullify it by choking down some Johnny Walker Red, but it was too late ... his eyes glazed over...a strange smile appeared on his face, and as he stared in the middle distance, he mumbled
"sure....Obama...will....fix...the.....economy.....He...knows....all......
about.....economics.......:eek:
 
But just at that point, Bunz said "Anyone want to go out for salmon?" Everyone looked at him in surprise, and then as one, said "No".
 
But just at that point, Bunz said "Anyone want to go out for salmon?" Everyone looked at him in surprise, and then as one, said "No".

At which point Bunz got back on his snowmobile (the new upgraded model) and....
 
With a backward glance at Libsmasher, now renamed Liblover after the Kool Aid, rode off to the trading post. Soon, he came back, bringing....

... artifacts to show that, at heart, he was a canadian: a dog sled, a bottle of maple syrup, an appointment for an MRI 13 months hence, and counterfeit prescription meds from india. After taking a slug of Alaska beer, he bravely said "it's about time I had a talk with Bush. He hopped on a jet to DC. Hours later ...........
 
... artifacts to show that, at heart, he was a canadian: a dog sled, a bottle of maple syrup, an appointment for an MRI 13 months hence, and counterfeit prescription meds from india. After taking a slug of Alaska beer, he bravely said "it's about time I had a talk with Bush. He hopped on a jet to DC. Hours later ...........

He remained sitting on the runway because the airline had forgot to pay the gas bill. He was so angry that he....
 
He remained sitting on the runway because the airline had forgot to pay the gas bill. He was so angry that he....

...ran across the border shouting and screaming about Canadian socialists and how they can't even run an airline. Once he got to the border, he encountered a uniformed border patrol officer, who said, "......
 
...ran across the border shouting and screaming about Canadian socialists and how they can't even run an airline. Once he got to the border, he encountered a uniformed border patrol officer, who said, "......

"Ya know, I really go for you rugged outdoor type salmon fishermen", as he reached in his pocket for ....
 
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