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CANADA...Have you read this? Patriotic members of the Canadian Parliament stood up to political correctness last week by declaring that Canada will not tolerate an influx of zombies. Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird even went as far as to boldly state that "Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever."
Of course, the lamestream media didn't cover this story. They prefer you worry about things like meteors and cruise ships instead of a growing zombie threat.
Dean Obeidallah
But it's time for Americans to wake up! Canada's zombie preparedness means one thing for us: Zombies will be driven out of Canada and into the United States. And once they are here, good luck getting them out of the country.
Sure, some will argue that we can make conditions so tough for zombies that they will self-deport. But I'm not buying it. Why? A few reasons. One, zombies have no sense of direction. Sure, you can point zombies in the direction of Canada and hope they keep walking as a pack over the border, but they're easily distracted.
Second, Americans are fatter than Canadians, which means we are more appealing for zombies to eat than our slimmer northern neighbors.
Third, and most important, America is the greatest country in the world, so why would a zombie want to live anywhere else?!
I know some will dismiss me as an alarmist, but I wonder how you will feel when one these zombies steals your job.
Sure, zombie expert Max Brooks, author of the books "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z," informed me that zombies can't be trained to take our jobs. But I have two things to say about Brooks.
One, he's part of the liberal Hollywood elite who tries to sell us on the notion that zombies aren't a threat to our nation's exceptionalism. Check out the recent Hollywood film "Warm Bodies," which is a romantic comedy about a girl falling in love with a zombie. Sorry, Max and Hollywood: Zombies don't need a hug; they need a swift kick out of our country.
Second, just because zombies aren't skilled enough to take our jobs today, what about in the future? The zombie virus could mutate, and before you know it, some undead person is doing your job for half the pay. I, for one, don't want to tell a red-blooded American human kid that his dream of being of a dog-walker is over because some zombie learned how to hold a leash.
Plus, keep in mind that if even only a few zombies make it over the border, these "anchor zombies" will create more and more zombies. This is a threat to our very existence. I'm not just talking the danger of them eating our brains, which could happen. I'm talking about the greater risk they pose to our federal deficit because they will want handouts from our government.
It's just a matter of time until Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York or House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says zombies should receive government benefits. How long after that do you think it will be until these people argue that zombies should be covered under Obamacare?! Keep in mind that zombies far outlive humans, so they will be a great drain on Medicare.
And we all know where this is all ultimately leading. Two words: zombie amnesty. The living dead will then have an easier path to citizenship than the living.
Brooks and I did agree that we need the federal government to respond to the dangers posed by an influx of zombies. (While I'm usually against new government programs, I do support any that will benefit me directly.)
But Brooks, in typical liberal fashion, advocates a coordinated global response to the zombie threat. Nice try, Max, but that's just another ploy by you and your elitist friends to get us to give up control of our nation to the United Nations. Not on my watch, buddy.
I see these zombies for what they truly are: un-American. They don't speak English, they don't share our values, and they eat human beings. Plus, they're probably all liberals. After all, you can't be pro-life if you eat people.
I hope my fellow Americans wake up before it's too late. We need to secure our borders now before we talk about allowing any zombie reform legislation allowing them to enter or remain in our country. If not, then I hope the Rosetta Stone starts teaching us how to speak zombie, because we are all going to need it.
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Of course, the lamestream media didn't cover this story. They prefer you worry about things like meteors and cruise ships instead of a growing zombie threat.
Dean Obeidallah
But it's time for Americans to wake up! Canada's zombie preparedness means one thing for us: Zombies will be driven out of Canada and into the United States. And once they are here, good luck getting them out of the country.
Sure, some will argue that we can make conditions so tough for zombies that they will self-deport. But I'm not buying it. Why? A few reasons. One, zombies have no sense of direction. Sure, you can point zombies in the direction of Canada and hope they keep walking as a pack over the border, but they're easily distracted.
Second, Americans are fatter than Canadians, which means we are more appealing for zombies to eat than our slimmer northern neighbors.
Third, and most important, America is the greatest country in the world, so why would a zombie want to live anywhere else?!
I know some will dismiss me as an alarmist, but I wonder how you will feel when one these zombies steals your job.
Sure, zombie expert Max Brooks, author of the books "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z," informed me that zombies can't be trained to take our jobs. But I have two things to say about Brooks.
One, he's part of the liberal Hollywood elite who tries to sell us on the notion that zombies aren't a threat to our nation's exceptionalism. Check out the recent Hollywood film "Warm Bodies," which is a romantic comedy about a girl falling in love with a zombie. Sorry, Max and Hollywood: Zombies don't need a hug; they need a swift kick out of our country.
Second, just because zombies aren't skilled enough to take our jobs today, what about in the future? The zombie virus could mutate, and before you know it, some undead person is doing your job for half the pay. I, for one, don't want to tell a red-blooded American human kid that his dream of being of a dog-walker is over because some zombie learned how to hold a leash.
Plus, keep in mind that if even only a few zombies make it over the border, these "anchor zombies" will create more and more zombies. This is a threat to our very existence. I'm not just talking the danger of them eating our brains, which could happen. I'm talking about the greater risk they pose to our federal deficit because they will want handouts from our government.
It's just a matter of time until Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York or House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says zombies should receive government benefits. How long after that do you think it will be until these people argue that zombies should be covered under Obamacare?! Keep in mind that zombies far outlive humans, so they will be a great drain on Medicare.
And we all know where this is all ultimately leading. Two words: zombie amnesty. The living dead will then have an easier path to citizenship than the living.
Brooks and I did agree that we need the federal government to respond to the dangers posed by an influx of zombies. (While I'm usually against new government programs, I do support any that will benefit me directly.)
But Brooks, in typical liberal fashion, advocates a coordinated global response to the zombie threat. Nice try, Max, but that's just another ploy by you and your elitist friends to get us to give up control of our nation to the United Nations. Not on my watch, buddy.
I see these zombies for what they truly are: un-American. They don't speak English, they don't share our values, and they eat human beings. Plus, they're probably all liberals. After all, you can't be pro-life if you eat people.
I hope my fellow Americans wake up before it's too late. We need to secure our borders now before we talk about allowing any zombie reform legislation allowing them to enter or remain in our country. If not, then I hope the Rosetta Stone starts teaching us how to speak zombie, because we are all going to need it.
Follow us on Twitter @CNNOpinion.
Join us on Facebook/CNNOpinion.
steveox
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God, no kidding...
when the zombie apocalypse comes, we're screwed. they outnumber us 5000 to 1 by conservative estimates. Daryl Dixon can handle his load and then some but most will be overwealmed at 50.
I recommend finding out where theDHS armories are since they have all the ammo.
and can anyone fail to connect the dots between the mind boggling DHS purchases and the unheard of shortage for sale to the public ? ammo doesnt last forever and DHS has decades of ammo in storage. volume discounts become foolhardy when you have to dispose of most of it.
Yet, our economy is doing better than yours. We have enjoyed far more trade surpluses than you have. We are doing so well your companies are opening up shop here due to our superior economy (Walmart, Target etc.), companies that are flagging in the USA due to the shit economy destroyed by your unfettered capitalism.
Canada, Honduras without you? Let me see, due to our Free Trade agreement, we sell you our oil at lower rates, oil in which we have abundance. Yet, we have China and India beating a path to our door. I have already contacted my MP, demanding the ruling Conservatives tell the USA to pay world fucking prices, or fuck off, switch our oil trade to China and India. Those two markets alone would have our economy humming along. Remember, due to our resource wealth, we have a territory that is the ONLY debt-free territory in the entire Western Hemisphere, Alberta. Your own government has acknowledged that we could shut down your entire country by the simple act of closing our border with the USA. Don't believe me? ASK THEM.
We are responsible for our own security. Never seen photos of our CF-18s escorting Russian Bear bombers away from our airspace? I swore the insignia I saw on the side of the plane had a maple leaf in it. Hmmm? No stars and stripes there.
steveox
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So the American Eagle idea was stolen from the Philadelphia Eagles?
Yes, you and Cananda are special..When I have time I weill tell you just how sprcial you are..and why Canada would rather do business with the great USA...Yet, our economy is doing better than yours. We have enjoyed far more trade surpluses than you have. We are doing so well your companies are opening up shop here due to our superior economy (Walmart, Target etc.), companies that are flagging in the USA due to the shit economy destroyed by your unfettered capitalism.
Canada, Honduras without you? Let me see, due to our Free Trade agreement, we sell you our oil at lower rates, oil in which we have abundance. Yet, we have China and India beating a path to our door. I have already contacted my MP, demanding the ruling Conservatives tell the USA to pay world fucking prices, or fuck off, switch our oil trade to China and India. Those two markets alone would have our economy humming along. Remember, due to our resource wealth, we have a territory that is the ONLY debt-free territory in the entire Western Hemisphere, Alberta. Your own government has acknowledged that we could shut down your entire country by the simple act of closing our border with the USA. Don't believe me? ASK THEM.
We are responsible for our own security. Never seen photos of our CF-18s escorting Russian Bear bombers away from our airspace? I swore the insignia I saw on the side of the plane had a maple leaf in it. Hmmm? No stars and stripes there.
steveox
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WTF? This proves NOTHING. I was right, as usual. The US debt to China is minimal. By far the majority of your debt is INTERNAL. Look up your social security.
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you stated PRC only stopped buying when their economy cooled off and this demonstrates that, as always, you are w3ong.
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