The Scotsman
Well-Known Member
I would like to explore a possible alteration to mainstream religion and discuss with you the possibility of worshipping beer rather than God! As you may have witnessed here and indeed perhaps other forums Religion is a source strife and argument. Thus I proposed that instead we all worship Beer! My rational for this is that beer has brough laughter and pleasure to many people over the centuries and is always there when you need it. It has not been the cause of widespread misery or death, for example....
1) No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex or who you can or cannot have sex with.
3) Beer has never caused a major war or in fact an size war.
4) They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
5) When you have a Beer, you don't go round knocking on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over which brand of Beer one prefers.
7) You don't have to keep waiting and waiting and waiting for a second Beer.
8) There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a Beer.
10) If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Cheers all!!
1) No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex or who you can or cannot have sex with.
3) Beer has never caused a major war or in fact an size war.
4) They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
5) When you have a Beer, you don't go round knocking on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over which brand of Beer one prefers.
7) You don't have to keep waiting and waiting and waiting for a second Beer.
8) There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a Beer.
10) If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Cheers all!!
