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Restoreth Me

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Gipper, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. Gipper

    Gipper Well-Known Member

    Nov 17, 2009
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    Winter Wonderland
    I don't care who you are or what you believe,

    Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
    He leadeth me
    Beside the still factories.

    He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
    He guideth me in the path of unemployment
    For his party's sake.

    Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
    I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.

    He has Anointed my income with taxes,
    My expenses runneth over.

    Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
    And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.

    I'm glad I am American,
    I am glad that I am free,

    But I wish I was a dog,
    And Obama was a tree!

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