I'm as used to as I'm ever gonna get at proper trans associate behavior. I don't snigger anymore. I get the gender terminology correct most the time but I'm prone to slipping up. An errant he or she. When my bud told me Bruce Jenner took a turn I didn't believe it. I told him, "I'll believe it when I see Bruce in a dress." I call Caitlyn 'her' these days. I never really cared but now that it's in my face24/7 I'll call a dude 'lady' with zero outward giveaways. But then I learned how to call officers 'Sir' in The Mighty US of A Army without a hint of respect. This is far as I go. Leave the children alone or it's war! If you want to play the pronoun games my pronouns are 'Sir/Sirs.' If you want to play the identity game, I identify as a 'man.' Not cis male. Two can play this game. Of course, all this gives me license to say stuff like...
"Excuse me, Ma'am, your balls are showing."
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I showed up tonight with nuttin but the balls joke and there ya go. But that got me to pondering: Health/beauty products for today's cosmopolitan, about town trans citizen.
Cut to commercial: "Now from Phizum. Problems with Female Erectile Dysfunction? Try our new 'Femriagra.' We guarantee that we'll put the 'hard' back into your life. That throbbing, pulsing, all night long "going to pound town" performance that he/she expects from a woman.
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Okay, then, this is going down a path. Trans health/beauty products are now in rotation. So many jokes. This should be a new meme.