"...and the horse you rode in on."

[Marchimedes]

Dude, you live next door, you could just knock instead of the demonic summoning.

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I shall start The Mighty Marchimedes Thread with a theory of mine. I can't prove Jack (explicative deleted) but in such cases I just go with my logical deduction(s.)

Seems these days the liberal is all for authoritarian, violent, free-speech suppressing/arrest/jail/torture/disappear any who don't tow the line regimes all over God's Green Earth. Venezuelan so-called president Maduro not long ago had the bounty on his skull upped by SlowJoeBiden but now the (explicative deleted) liberals are crying foul cause Baby Jesus (Trump) took that (explicative deleted) cartel leading, narco-state head outta his bed along with his (explicative deleted) wife to stand trial. Before Baby Jesus assumed office most the free world was all in on this. Hammas has done told the world over and over again that they desire to kill all the Jews, especially the women and children and take away their land that the League of Nations, now the America shake down organization knows as the U.N. gave to them. If you (explicative deleted) liberals don't believe the Jews have always lived there I refer you to archeology. Shame Castro is dead but I'm sure killer socialism/communism there is best for the folks. Pretty much everywhere in the world free speech suppression is going on, England is jailing folks for texts, so is Germany, I've yet to see a liberal support the protests in Iran, the liberal seems not to care that in Afghanistan this is over...



that one really bothers me. I have beautiful Daughters. That's enough for now to make my point, much more like that to come in this thread, Eh.

My theory is: Liberals look around the globe and see all these authoritarian regimes and go...

"That's exactly what my (explicative deleted) (foul term for butt) desires." Y'all can't have the likes of me saying what I'm now saying without me being suppressed by your, you gave it a go, under SlowJoeBiden, Ministry of Truth. Thing is Baby Jesus got elected by a good bit. That was democracy so naturally your answer is "democracy is in jeopardy." You (explicative deleted) liberals want total control, y'all would jail/send to the reedumaction camp/kill me if you had your way. At the very least disenfranchise me. You (explicative deleted) liberal folks think if you get your way you'll be rewarded with a luxury Dacha in New Stalingrad DC but you'll just be waiting in line for bread before you go home to your one light bulb, Mother government allotted hovel like the rest of us. So far, so good, so what, eh?

Oh yea, all these authoritarian regimes friggin hate like poison all us free people right next to them cause their serfs still get to look at their neighbor and go "what?" so they needs put us free people down or at the very least propaganda them. I could go on but that'll do. For now.

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I tend to have more than one point/post. I also enjoy jokes of my own to hammer the point.

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I referenced Maduro...

The liberal has been complaining of late about the, so far, ten(10) go-fast boats coming from Venezuela that Baby Jesus has blown up screaming "due process." Here's what "Due process'" looks like when The Mighty US of A is dealing with a Dictator run narco-state...

CIA: "What you got for us, (codename) Pedro?"
Pedro: "The Venezuelan Army is loading product onto a 40' open deck vessel with four(4) giant outboard engines called "The Unsinkable 11."
Cia: "Can you confirm that product is actionable?"
Pedro" "See. I try, is good.
CIA: "And the Caracas Police?"
Pedro: "They are proving security."

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I've running thread(s)/posts at another site just like that for the last four years. I kill it week in, week out. All peer reviewed to the replies of nuttin. Still not banned. Thousands of posts/rants. In this thread I'm gonna take the best of them and submit them at a pace that none of you has ever seen. I could do one hundred right this friggin second but that would be boring. For me. For sure when I get hold of a fresh rant I'm gonna double tap, there and here. There, tonight, I submitted this...

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3:47 - 3:59...

2:09 - 2:18...

What the (explicate deleted), over? I'm supposed to type out, within quote marks exactly what was said during those times but then either way I'm not gonna get push back from you retards so why bother? Dude said for the police to fight ICE on the streets then the on the very next Sunday talking-head, drive-by media show said that we've never once pressed for violence against law enforcement.

I get that I have an idiot savant ability to immediately ferret out political (explicate deleted)/contradictions/lies/obfuscations, that I have the dichotomy of near prefect recall going back decades on this stuff while forgetting where my pants are (I'm usually wearing them) but damn that (explicate deleted) (explicate deleted) up.
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That'll do.

 

[Marchimedes]

That was kinda long, eh? Get used to that, I can go WAY longerer. I say that the thread title and OP, first impressions and all sets the tone. The tone is set. I even proofread that (explicate deleted.) That won't happen again. I started in on these political debate forums in 2002. I ruled right way. Now and again I enjoy arrogant, this is what I'm gonna to ya'll posts. This is one of them. Don't get me wrong, this (explicate deleted) is my only time at social media, sometimes I'll go weeks, even months not posting. This is a hobby for me. I (explicate deleted) hate liberals. I have your measure, your number, your tricks down pat. Bu I watch the news and at times I have to vent, direct my rage and such rage is for you lucky (explicate deleted.) By now I'm 40k+ posts at places like this and I've never been defeated. The secret is that I think all this through before I post, the dirty secret is I'm honest. What should be apparent by now is that I'm wicked (explicate deleted) smart. I been watching/listening to the news for 40+ years now. I'm 62. See that first image? I've another 1,700+ of them in my vast library. I have a plan, I ALWAYS have a plan. Turns out this site is next. After my fist night here, I got 8 notifications. Maye I should go back over them but at first glance they made zero cents. Almost like y'all had me confusified with present members. Eh, I show up hard, y'all are used to replies such as "nuh-uh" and "you're gay" and other such gems. Little advice, please to read...



and maybe get up to speed. (Most all images I submit are of my own creation, just wait until I get started on what you kids now call "memes.")

I know, this (explicate deleted) is so long. Just wait until I get started in on taxes. Speaking of next post is Mort.

 

[Marchimedes]

This one is old and the names are intended to be insults of members of an old site...

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Gonna use nice round numbers for this one sos you idiot bedwetters can more betterer understand all this, as there will be math involved.

A forty(40) year old man has his self a small bidness. He is not a corporation, he chooses, right or wrong, to pay his taxes individually. There are a LOT of small bidnesses out there like this. Gonna call our guy Mort. Mort has a little machine shop. Mort the Machinest, Machinest Mort. Mort is single and makes exactly $200k/year. Mort is in the highest tax bracket, right now Mort pays $70k a year in income taxes. Slowbama, the half-breed stuttering muslim wants to raise taxes on Mort, as Mort doesn't pay his fair share. If Slow gets his way Mort will pay $79.2k in income taxes. Mort employs three dudes, Tom, skeptic and Harry in Mort's Machine Shop. Each of these guys makes $50K/year. Each of these guys pays $7.5k in taxes/year. Grand total of income taxes paid by everyone at Mort's Machine Shop is $95.2k/year. Mort's Machine shop make a profit of $400k/year, hence the saleries. If Mort has to buy sumpin, that comes outta Mort's salery. Every time skeptic breaks a bit, cause skeptic is a friggin *****, Mort has to replace that bit outta his own salery. A bit can easily cost a grand. Mort understands that he has to pay for these things, Mort is a bidnessman, Mort is a conservative, a Libertarian, in fact, a Perfect Libertrain, a consequential Libertarian, a Neil Boortz Libertarian, a teacher Libertarian, and Mort does not bemoan his poor self when he has to replace a skeptic destroyed bit, Mort assumes the risks. The cost of doing bidness. This risk/reward American/capitalist system is why Mort is in the highest tax bracket. Mort lives in a nice house, dirve a nice truck that he also uses for his bidness. Mort belongs to a semi-upper class country club. Mort works 60-80 hours a week and Mort feels that his hard work and risk entitles his self to some perks. Who is say that he doen't deserve these things? So Mort's bidness is doing okay, he's paying the bills, paying the taxes, paying the saleries for Tom, skeptic and Harry, he's paying for is idiot employee sleptic's bit destroying behavior. Mort's Machine Shop is standing pat at a $400k/year profit. But Mort is greedy. Mort wants to expand. Mort plays golf with Mitt, Mitt has kitchen sink assembly bidness. Mitt buys a certain part for one of his sinks from a black guy, said black guy, Leroy, is stiffing Mitt on the price of the part. Now, said part can't be manufactured by Mort, Mort needs a certain machine to fabricate this part and Mort ain't got it. This machine costs $9.2k. Mort can decide to invest in Mort's Machine Shop but Mort likes his lifestyle and Mort is worried that Slow is gonna raise Mort's personnel income taxes/year by, you guessed it, $9.2k. Mort is uncertain of his finacial future expences cause Slow is dicking around with the economy, not doing as a President should do and lettin everyne know what is coming down the pike. Giving the bidnessman certainty is not high on Slow's to do list. Personally, Mort the Machinest feels that Slow is doing his upmost to destroy capitalism so that he can say "see, capitalism doens't work, lettuce try socialism/communism/Marxism/statism", but that is neither here nor there. Now, dues at Mort's country club cost/year, you guessed it, $9.2k/year. Like I said, Mort likes his greedy, capitalist fueled lifestyle. Under Slow's plan Mort is not gonna give up his Sunday golf outing with Mitt to expand his bidness. Mitt's just gonna have to do what Mitt always does, fire some people and outsource to the Chinese. Greedy little Mitt. All of a sudden Mort hears that there is a guy running again Slow that will not raise Mort's taxes. (We gonna put aside that said guy actually want to LOWER Mort's taxes if elected). Word on the street is that this guy is 5/4 in favour of gettin elected. Mort the Machinest rolls the die and buys his new machine that will get him a new contract with Mitt the sink maker. Mort now has more work that he can handle, so he has to hire a new guy, Marchimedes. Bidness is good, matter of fact it's so good Mort give his self a HUGE raise. He also gives all his employees a huge raise. Mort now pays himself $300k/year, and his now four(4) employees now all make $75k/years. Mort's machine Shop now pays in federal income taxes $230k/year. Mort's Machine Shop used to pay $95.2k/year. Remember, Mort's employees have jumped up a tax bracket so they now pay a higher percentage. Is that fair? Same guys, same job, but that is neither here not there. This is called trickle down economics. Yes, Lucy, there are ramifications to raising taxes on the so-called rich. Also, Mort gets a general good feeling from the local community cause he employs the bit destroying retard skeptic. Remember, now, that Mort, Tom, skeptic, Harry and Marchimedes also now all pay more into SSI, state/local taxes, sales taxes, they all get more betterer rides, they spend more on the local economy, friggin skeptic now pays his retard nephew, dano bivins to mow his lawn, who in turn takes said lawn cash and and buys gum to mix with his lead paint chips, Tom starts seeing the local whore, Isabel, twice the week now, Harry smoke more weed, which makes him buy more Nintendo games and Marchimedes self publishes a book titled "How to build a pyramid", wins the Nobel prize for just being able to point out the friggin obvious and takes the ensuing cash and buys some dog and pony show internet political debate web site and makes lowrent admin who is so busy banning KingBlam that he forgets to eat or smoke for weeks at time and turns out to live to be 127 years old and crap I grow bored.

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Like I said, proofreading is over. Also the numbers are 2 decades old. Point is what can a bidenss owner do with a tax cut. That's correct, 2 decades. I like to think what I submit stands the test of time. I've a tad more just like that cents then, but I adore Mort. 2 decades, zero replies of consequence. I should submit a joke, maybe sumpin recent. I drew this one up the other day...



Correct? This thread is about me and what I think. And, of course, what you (explicative deleted) geniuses manage to come up with. Ah, standard Marchimedes thread disclaimer. Anything y'all got, give it a go. I think I've managed, by now to make this thread pretty much open season. That is, I don't want no (explicative deleted) moderator telling any of us what We get to talk about in this thread. Don't fear them stinking moderators, I've been one, matter of fact I was admin of a site just like this for 5 years before I retired. Those stories shall rear their ugly head in this thread but suffice it to say I know all the secrets. Here's one. Admin can read all of your PM's. There is nuttin admin can't do. I never did it, didn't know until the next guy bought that site and told me about it. I've buku admin stories. I never needed admin privileges cause my deal has ALWAYS been I shall rule by my text alone. I used to have to suspend folks once in a while, but I could do that in the senior moderator window, I used to warn folks, tell them where to find the rules, warn them not to do that again, show them that if they did it again they would face the...



and then they would do it again so, the roll...



and then they are suspended for 7 days. Most of them never figured that are not 7 pips on a die. I made being admin fun for my members back in the day. I probably know more about the inner working of sites like this more than admin and all the moderators put together. Eh, fun times. However, before I was mod, senior mod, admin, I learned how to dominate with text. Ah, there's the rub. These days I'm just venting about politics, doing my best to come up with sumpin political no once else points out, maybe a joke are many, building on my images library, and ALWAYS, friggin ALWAYS crushing liberals. Oh, when my screen name is not Marchimedes, it's teacher and when I get around to it sooner or later this is my avatar...


I desire to make this thread this thread fun to read. Man, that was a lot, fast. Get used to that.

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Gots to end this post with a joke. A month or so ago I saw a black chick on youface tell the likes of me that I'm gonna pay here reparations. So I imaged my reply...

 

[Phoenix68]

Seems these days the liberal is all for authoritarian, violent, free-speech suppressing/arrest/jail/torture/disappear any who don't tow the line regimes all over God's Green Earth.

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Yeah, that's what everyone's been patiently waiting-for....opinions from the young-punk/gaming-herd....with no sense of....or, interest in....U.S. history....
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[Marchimedes]

5 views in this thread so far, eh? That's just me. Still, has there ever been a more betterer thread title or OP at this site? I have the patience of Job. Far as I know I'm the first to ever post a youface or an image at an interweb political website. 2002-3. Hand to God. When I registered at this site I also registered at 2 kinda identical sites. I registered under this screen name, which is known and easily found. I was denied at the other 2. Why was that? Or is this site just that non-populated? Now way can this site say that I ain't submitting killer content. No matter. One of my all time favorite images, entirely my idea...



I'm killing this thread. I get that I'm a tad much, very fast and all, I'm savaging your minds, but what the (explicative deleted) should I start with, 1+1=2?

Math is racist!

 

[mark francis]

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Yeah, that's what everyone's been patiently waiting-for....opinions from the young-punk/gaming-herd....with no sense of....or, interest in....U.S. history....
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The childish and uncivilized anti-American, anti-Jesus punks are now attacking innocent worshippers in church with democrat blessings. God help us.

 

[Phoenix68]

5 views in this thread so far, eh? That's just me. Still, has there ever been a more betterer thread title or OP at this site?

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"....more betterer....!!!!!"
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[Phoenix68]

I'm savaging your minds......

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