From The Files Of "I ONLY HIRE THE BEST!!!"

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March 25, 2025

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[DarthCervantes]

Need more content for your amazing "I ONLY HIRE THE BEST" thread? Here's some

let us not forget the mentally deranged THIEF

What staff would be complete without a FAT, MENTALLY CONFUSED person?

I think we shall stick with TRUMP'S hires and not the lefts MENTALLY DERANGED GARBAGE HIRES

CHEERS!!!!!

 

[Phoenix68]

let us not forget the mentally deranged THIEF

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No one's interested in your virginal-fantasies.
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SPANKY'S "BEST PEOPLE"!!!
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Kash Patel; Erratic Drunk
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"A new report has raised serious questions about the conduct of FBI Director Kash Patel. Allegations of 'erratic behavior', 'excessive drinking', and 'unexplained absences' have reportedly sparked concerns within top U.S. circles. The report claims Patel was even 'unreachable' during critical moments, triggering fears over national security risks.
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Presidunce Spanky is continuing to back FBI Director Kash Patel after allegations that the 46-year-old former podcaster is frequently drunk in public to the point of intoxication and other allegedly troubling behavior reported in a blockbuster magazine article last week."

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"If I can't remember....it didn't happen!!!"
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Kash Patel Is Playing A Dangerous Game!
March 17, 2026
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A former FBI agent recently issued an op-ed in the New York Times, published on Monday, where she focused on how FBI Director Kash Patel might be inviting a situation like the 9/11 Attacks once again. Jacqueline Maguire was a special agent for the FBI from 2000 to 2025, with experience in counter-terrorism, and now believes the FBI is facing a massive distraction due to personal agendas.
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“Kash Patel is consumed by politically motivated revenge and conspiracy theories, distracting the FBI, once again, from the danger of terrorism. The spreading war with Iran significantly elevates the regime’s threat to Americans at home and abroad, meaning that the FBI must return its focus to its core work: protecting Americans from terrorists and cyberattacks and halting foreign intelligence operations and espionage,” she wrote."

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King Spanky's Band O' Child-Molesters & All-Around Degenerates
June 4, 2026
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"At least 97 of the more than 1,500 individuals granted clemency by Presidunce Spanky for their roles in the January 6 Capitol attack have been arrested for, charged with, or convicted of crimes separate from Jan. 6 since their participation in the Jan. 6 riot.
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A Lawfare study reveals that almost one in 16 insurrectionists subject to the president’s clemency order has been arrested for and charged with—and in the vast majority of cases convicted of—other crimes, at least some of which were actively enabled by the clemency actions.
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The alleged crimes by Jan. 6 defendants since Jan. 6, 2021, run the gamut from relatively low-grade offenses like property damage, possession of drug paraphernalia, and trespassing to serious felonies like grand larceny, stalking, planning to assassinate law enforcement officials and prominent politicians, and defrauding government agencies. One Jan. 6 pardonee was convicted in February 2026 of child molestation and sentenced to life in prison. Another was convicted in 2025 of reckless homicide.
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At least 14, meanwhile, have been charged with sex crimes or crimes related to child sexual abuse material (CSAM), and at least six have faced domestic violence charges. Others have faced charges for physical assaults, illegal firearms possession, or other violent crimes. At least 20 have been charged with driving under the influence (DUI) of alcohol or drugs or public intoxication."

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