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May 10th - Be kind to Armchair general
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ArmChair General
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yah folks, listen to the moderator.
Coyote is my internet girlfriend. She wont stop messaging me.
Coyote is my internet girlfriend. She wont stop messaging me.
Sock Puppet
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Sorry... I don't understand. Is 'moderator' the 'Armchair General'?
ArmChair General
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damn right. dont piss me off. i am biased.
Coyote
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ArmChair General
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Sock Puppet
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I think I figured out what is going on here now... even if I am a uneducated dirt poor boy from Texis. 
Coyote
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who you callin' little?
While I realize many men have a penchant for naming portions of their anatomy, in this case - I'm referring to your entirety. Gargantuan you may be, but in a Zen sort of way...well....you're puny.
Coyote
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I think I figured out what is going on here now... even if I am a uneducated dirt poor boy from Texis.
That's ok...I'm just a mangy flea bag coyote from West Virginia
ArmChair General
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I think I figured out what is going on here now... even if I am a uneducated dirt poor boy from Texis.
could you fill me in, cuz i dont have a clue?
Sock Puppet
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'Moderator' wants all of us to be easy on your old armchair general psyche... Hows that for a poor redneck boy from Texis?
ArmChair General
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ya know Cayote, I've survived some terrible summers, but this is the worst. Somebody kill me.The desert's been putting on a show, crunching a whole lifetime of stupid misery into a few hot days. And I mean hot. We've been setting records down here. Today it hit 107 degrees. Tomorrow we're due to reach 109. Luckily, Friday should be a cool, breezy 103.
I had figured this summer would be a little easier to handle now that I've shucked off a layer of blubber (I slimmed down a bit to try to ease my kidney situation..(wink wink
)). But no, God just made it a few degrees hotter to make sure I stay as sweaty and miserable as ever, cooking in my own fat.
Coyote
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All right...I swore I wasn't going to be nice to you ever again after your sweaty carcass collapsed my outhouse into a sinkhole.
Here, you can have my solar powered fan hat....it's cool up here in the mountains anyway....
Here, you can have my solar powered fan hat....it's cool up here in the mountains anyway....
ArmChair General
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All right...I swore I wasn't going to be nice to you ever again after your sweaty carcass collapsed my outhouse into a sinkhole.
Here, you can have my solar powered fan hat....it's cool up here in the mountains anyway....
whoaa...thats awesome.
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