Little-Acorn
Well-Known Member
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** The Top 20 Reasons Why I'm Voting Democrat This November **
20.) I really want to experience Greece, but I hate traveling.
19.) Because the GOP are Talibans. I don't vote for Talibans or Sharks with Hitler's brain in them. My 2 main rules.
18.) Because I Demand the American Dream…and some other Sucker to pay for it.
17.) Because of three little words: Head injury.
16.) They said they'd rob me last.
15.) Because we still have too many jobs in this country.
14.) Because those Nazi & KKK loving Rethuglican Fascists are mean and call people names!
13.) If democrats EVER get power in this country they'll end all war and close Gitmo.
12.) When I drive, I like knowing that my car was designed by lawyers and assembled by a union.
11.) Because basically, I'm too lazy to move to China.
10.) Why visit the 3rd World when I can live in it?
9.) Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment.
8.) Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it.
7.) Voting for a black man excuses my rampant anti-semitism.
6.) Because Democrats care so much about poor people they want everyone to be poor.
5.) Because I believe this country is headed in the right direction...toward destruction.
4.) Because I want to flaunt my vajazzled nether regions at the office, then sue you for looking.
3.) Because Democrats fund programs for the mentally challenged, such as making them Speaker of the House.
2.) Because Republican women are smart, gorgeous, witty and classy....and I hate them for it.
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And the number 1 reason why I'm voting Democrat this November is:
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1.) Because socialism is 0-58 vs. the spread since 1917... come on dude, it is DUE!
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** The Top 20 Reasons Why I'm Voting Democrat This November **
20.) I really want to experience Greece, but I hate traveling.
19.) Because the GOP are Talibans. I don't vote for Talibans or Sharks with Hitler's brain in them. My 2 main rules.
18.) Because I Demand the American Dream…and some other Sucker to pay for it.
17.) Because of three little words: Head injury.
16.) They said they'd rob me last.
15.) Because we still have too many jobs in this country.
14.) Because those Nazi & KKK loving Rethuglican Fascists are mean and call people names!
13.) If democrats EVER get power in this country they'll end all war and close Gitmo.
12.) When I drive, I like knowing that my car was designed by lawyers and assembled by a union.
11.) Because basically, I'm too lazy to move to China.
10.) Why visit the 3rd World when I can live in it?
9.) Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment.
8.) Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it.
7.) Voting for a black man excuses my rampant anti-semitism.
6.) Because Democrats care so much about poor people they want everyone to be poor.
5.) Because I believe this country is headed in the right direction...toward destruction.
4.) Because I want to flaunt my vajazzled nether regions at the office, then sue you for looking.
3.) Because Democrats fund programs for the mentally challenged, such as making them Speaker of the House.
2.) Because Republican women are smart, gorgeous, witty and classy....and I hate them for it.
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And the number 1 reason why I'm voting Democrat this November is:
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1.) Because socialism is 0-58 vs. the spread since 1917... come on dude, it is DUE!
