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  1. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher Well-Known Member

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    (You supply the continuation)

    Scotsman was startled in the middle of the night - he looked out his window and saw Popeye .........
     
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    Libsmasher Well-Known Member

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    Nobody gets it? :rolleyes:

    Hokayyyyyyyyyyyyy :)
     
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    Staring blissfully at pictures of Obama.
     
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    ....dressed up as little red riding hood.....
     
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    I'll take care of this said the Scotsman, as he reached for ........
     
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    Libsmasher's hand.
     
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    Scotsman was startled in the middle of the night - he looked out his window and saw Popeye: Staring blissfully at pictures of Obama: dressed up as little red riding hood: I'll take care of this said the Scotsman, as he reached for: Libsmasher's hand.


    They interlocked fingers, smiled and then curtsied to each other in their french schoolgirls outfits while....
     
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    Then, Scotsman used Lib's hand to vigorously slap BigRob in and attempt to get him off. At that point, the phone rang ........
     
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    It was the White house, calling for a Mr. Smasher.
     
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    The Scottsman said he never heard of anybody by that name, but exactly at that point, the thump-thump-thump of helicopters was heard overhead. Scottsman looked up and said Oh god! It's ..................
     
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    Mr. T and the A-Team, who were just back from.....
     
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    ....the black helicopters, come to take our guns away! Quick, let's hide them in the...
     
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    Libsmasher Well-Known Member

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    Visiting pocketfullof shells, whom they furiously pummeled with cream pies. Taking in the situation here, they unloaded from the truck a jump rope, ten cans of whipped cream, and the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, and ......
     
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    A very confused Lou Dobbs, who said....
     
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    "Is the government behind this foolishness? I'm sure it must be. Don't we deserve a government that works?"

    George Bush and Nancy Pelosi peeked out from behind a tree. Together, they chorused, ".....
     
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