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Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Gamingperson, May 27, 2007.

  1. Gamingperson

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. (God works in mysterious ways).


    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."


    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."


    Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


    MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil *****es.
    Don't mess with them.
     
  2. Poolee

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    haha! thats great! (and soooo true)
     
  3. Segep

    Segep Well-Known Member

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    lol nice one GP
     
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