Gipper
Well-Known Member
Okay libs your weekly assignment is to listen to Rush Limbaugh one hour each day. You will need to do this in secret or risk losing ALL your friends and being uninvited to all those drunken, illegal drug & ogre parties. Since conservatives have endured total dominance of the media and academia by liberals, we need to socialize information sources. And we all know how much you love socialism.
Let me warn you, at first you will experience a level of dread unknown even you and you may want to shoot yourself (but since you fear guns for this very reason and don't own one, no worries). So hang in there. Your entire belief system will be debunked and if you are young, all those wonderful Utopian stories about Soviet, Cuban, and Chinese communism will be obliterated. In the end, I you will be uplifted and your totalitarian chains lifted from your shoulders.
After a few days you will experience a euphoric feeling (similar to pot & crack smoking common to your ilk), but it is all legal and FREE!!! (we all know how you love free stuff) at least until BO outlaws all non-Marxist speech. So get Rushified, before it is too late. Good luck!!!
Let me warn you, at first you will experience a level of dread unknown even you and you may want to shoot yourself (but since you fear guns for this very reason and don't own one, no worries). So hang in there. Your entire belief system will be debunked and if you are young, all those wonderful Utopian stories about Soviet, Cuban, and Chinese communism will be obliterated. In the end, I you will be uplifted and your totalitarian chains lifted from your shoulders.
After a few days you will experience a euphoric feeling (similar to pot & crack smoking common to your ilk), but it is all legal and FREE!!! (we all know how you love free stuff) at least until BO outlaws all non-Marxist speech. So get Rushified, before it is too late. Good luck!!!