"...and the horse you rode in on."

[Marchimedes]

Okay, then, this is going down a path. Trans health/beauty products are now in rotation.

So, Friday at lunch in the cafeteria that cute guy in the mail room (no, not the one that's going to college at night with the boots, Levis and Megadeth t-shirt that drives a F-150, the one with the same piercings and tats as you that drives a Prius) finally asked you to drinks tonight at the Blue Oyster for they/them. You were all excited until you remembered that you left your shaving kit at home for your legs, pits and face. You don't have time to make the run home, bust out the Barbasol and get rid of what the kids in middle school called your '4 o'clock shadow.' Good news, lady, we here at 'What? Balls don't matter. Inc." got you covered. We are proud to announce our new line of 'Emergency Concealer.' It's basically auto bondo with our patented matching skin tone mix that lasts until your ride turns into a pumpkin. Sorry, we still haven't figured out what to do about the pheromones, but we are busy working on our new product, 'Testosterone Concealer.'

 

[Marchimedes]

I'm a bit of an idiot savant.

the first part is correct

comrade stalin
moscow

Again, I don't think you understand how this works. If I tell a self-deprecating thing and then some fool agrees with me, well...



The Heck bro, do you need some help with this? Not your joke, A little recommended light reading...



I get that you are a stiff and all but have you ever wroted a joke? Eh, I shouldn't pick on stiffs. I'm sure you are doing your best and all, but you know how you walk up to a group of your "friends" and they scatter like you are bringing a box of Krispy Kream donuts only instead of sprinkles it's AIDS full of tetanus? Junior, you ain't gettin the job done. This is the result of participation trophies and your adoptive parents puttin jerky in your pocket so the dog will pay attention to you. Come on, Mr. stalin, this is a Marchimedes thread, not where you try out your material on humans that you swear worked on your cats.

 

[Phoenix68]

I get that you are a stiff and all but have you ever wroted a joke?

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That'd be "written a joke?", Goober. You're not up, in the hills, anymore.
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[Marchimedes]

Watched a youface, that's how I know...

Canada is having a mandatory gun buyback and so far, they've bought 2.5% of the guns. That they think they know about. And this is Canada, not gun crazy America with the 2nd amendment. Even them soft mutha fu(kas are not going along with this. Then some guy in charge up there announced the RCMP and such are gonna go door to door and get them. American liberals rejoice, after all that's what they want in America. But then, again this is soft Canada so if somehow, for a little minute the left gets control of the House, Senate and White House and passes a law that does the same, (before SCOTUS gets hold of it and boots it) I say no way does America get close to 2.5% compliance buying back guns (that they think they know about.) An aside: is there any way I can buy stock in the folks in America running illegal guns cause that's gonna be a booming black market? And please to remember, gun runners, that you can't just scratch out serial numbers, We have tech that can still read them numbers, you'll have to grind that $h!t off with lots of heat to beat that. (Don't do that with your weapon loaded.) I love me a nice PSA cause I care. As this, as always is a Marchimedes thread I don't just complain, I bring the solution: You're gonna have to be slick on this one, Canadians... If you have an alarm, don't set it. (Claim you just didn't remember.) if you have recording cameras, you'll have to disable them. Not in the software, they can savvy that, unplug stuff, flip the circuit breaker, wear a Bear/Moose suit and attack it. (Then claim a power outage/glitch/it's a friggin Bear/Moose/act of God.) Now you're gonna have to have an alibi and maybe a buddy is gonna have to help with this. Make sure you are on camera reading to blind orphans at the public library while your buddy walks through the woods and "breaks" into your house and "steals" your guns. You get back home and "oh my, I should call the authorities and report this." RCMP show up and goes "is anything missing?" and you go "my guns, the Molson Golden Ale and naked pictures of you sister." (Don't worry about them pictures, you get to keep them, I'll tell you where in a second.) I can't emphasize enough that this had better be a good buddy, but then you'll do the same for them so in for a penny, in for a pound and your buddy goes and buries the guns and pictures in the woods somewhere. All of a sudden, the RCMP is overwhelmed with the exact same thing, everywhere but they can't prove Jack. I know, all of a sudden, you are a criminal, but someone has to throw the tea into the harbor. Sumpin the blood of patriots... but then some guy in a Bear suit ravaged your house and you don't get to fight back against that? Liberals desire victims and now you are a victim. Unless you are white. Or an Asian really good at math, bad at driving so remember that Tiger Wood's Mother is Asian so it's not his fault he keeps crashing cars.

 

[Marchimedes]

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That'd be "written a joke?", Goober. You're not up, in the hills, anymore.
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I done covered this...

This one is always fun: I wroted...



So, looks like you got hold of sumpin there you "correct" me with...



Junior, I been doing this one for twenty friggin years. This thread, new as it is is full of my original political takes the liberal can't refute. So, I lay out bait. Bait is spell sumpin incorrect, put a preposition at the end a sentence, of. All this political stuff I've laid out the liberal can't rebuke yet you grab hold of "meaned." like you did sumpin, like you're the hero. This is so I can make the liberal self-illustrate in front of God and Country that you are petty little (explicative deleted.) Please to note in my first sentence in this post I wroted "wroted." Of course this wouldn't be a Marchimedes post without an image...

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That image is not of my creation. I yanked that from Wisconsin Crippler II some twenty years ago. Credit where credit is due. Bait, sport and you took it hook, line and sinker.

Please to read all the words.

Also you seem to be having trouble with me making up words...

 

[Stalin]

Junior, you ain't gettin the job done.

and your feeble efforts and those of your massively over-hyped useless military are ???

the red army would have made mincemeat over the current fascist armed forces of the gawd-almighty USA..

which is probably why they have NEVER fought each other..apart from the failed civil war after the revolution

which the allies LOST !!!

apart from relentless self-promotion what are you seriously bringing to the debate ?

..well.. a bit of a stretch to call it a debate

comrade stalin
victor over the fascist

 

[Phoenix68]

and your feeble efforts and those of your massively over-hyped useless military are ???
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the red army would have made mincemeat over the current fascist armed forces of the gawd-almighty USA..

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Gee.....sounds like they're playing a lil' more DEFENSE, currently!!!
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"How-the-Hell IS IT....that we're gettin' our ass KICKED....over a few square kilometers of territory???!!!!!"
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[Marchimedes]

The American liberal acts like racism is some sort of construct Republicans came up with.

From where the last man standing, stands.

Top Ten historical examples of racism:

Sawbuck. Moe Hamida to Mohamed: "The age of female consent is not 9 years old, it's 10."
Nien. The English to the French: "We don't make love with our face."
Ate. The Spanish to the Mayans: "Just fu(kin die, we want your $h!t."
Letter #7. Michelle Obama to Slowbama, the half-breed, stuttering Muslim: "So what if my swinging junk shows when I'm dancing."
Sex. The Japanese to the Chinese: "You call your eyes slanted?"
Fin. The tribe on the north side of the creek to the tribe on the south side of the creek: "You have an Ostrich bone in your nose when everyone knows it's supposed to be a Monkey bone.
IV. Me to every interweb political debate forum, ever: "It's not my fault you're stupid."
Craps. Jesus to allah: "You're 0-gazzillion. Don't worry, you might win one one day."
The Deuce. Gavin Newsome to other white Californians: "You call that a deep leg cross?"

And the #1 example of historic racism.

1. The McDonald clan to the McDonnal clan: "You have yellow on your kilt."

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I swear to Cow I showed up with only the kilt one



and there we go. More like 5 minutes. This one is easy, I've paved the way. I had to cut a few. Come on, folks, give it a try, the cancel $h!t is over, lay some flowers on Don Rickels' grave. It's not like some soy boy with a nose ring is gonna kick your door in, it's not like that fat chick is gonna complain any less that you won't date her, she still gonna eat the family size Stoffer's Lasagna for breakfast, there's still gonna be the rainbow flags drawn on sidewalks so what do we care? It's colorful and festive, I don't see how that's gonna stop a Man from eating meat, or going to the range, or the gym, or trying unsuccessfully how to teach a girl how to use a socket wrench, or typing stuff on the interweb the liberal dares not read, the pendulum swings.

 

[Marchimedes]

and your feeble efforts and those of your massively over-hyped useless military are ?

Valid.

the red army would have made mincemeat over the current fascist armed forces of the gawd-almighty USA..

Red Russia couldn't whup Afghanistan, a tiny nation who is near their border.

Red Russia can't whup Ukraine, a tiny nation who is on their border.

How is America doing so far, slick?

which is probably why they have NEVER fought each other..apart from the failed civil war after the revolution

Are you drunk? I'm almost drunk yet I still have my wits about me.

which the allies LOST !!!

So yes, you are drunk. Or stupid. Or Mommy didn't hug you enough. Or there's no History Channel in your cave. Or you're actually a Russian. Or turns out eating lead paint chips are not quite the same as vitamins. Or any combination of the above. I can type more.

apart from relentless self-promotion what are you seriously bringing to the debate ?

WTF, man? I'm all about self-promotion. Have we just met?

..well.. a bit of a stretch to call it a debate

I'll say. What I do to the interweb is a good, old-fashioned spanking.

comrade stalin
victor over the fascist

Please to define fascist!

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Dude, you've tried this thread a few times now, are the other members in your gulag telling you you're killing this? This is America, just spewing propaganda doesn't get the job done. I'm quite sure that when the intermission during your black and white movies comes and you make your speech about how you whupped the world when you stabbed Tolstoy with an icepick that they all throw one of their two pieces of popcorn into the air in celebration you swell with pride before you sweep up the popcorn and lord it over the other inmates you fancy yourself the big fish in a tiny pond but mutha fu(ka I'm a shark in a shot glass. The more you post the more I win.

Now tell us a joke, doll!

 

[Phoenix68]

The American liberal acts like racism is some sort of construct Republicans came up with.

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Ah, yes...all o' those proud, White folks!!!
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[Phoenix68]

Red Russia couldn't whup Afghanistan, a tiny nation who is near their border.
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Red Russia can't whup Ukraine, a tiny nation who is on their border.
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How is America doing so far, slick?

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Pretty-much what all literate Americans had expected.
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[Stalin]

Red Russia couldn't whup Afghanistan, a tiny nation who is near their border.

Red Russia can't whup Ukraine, a tiny nation who is on their border.

A classic straw man unrelated to what I stated

Ah yes ..Afghanistan..the 1978 revolution brought

The PDPA, an advocate of equal rights for women, declared the equality of the sexes. The PDPA made a number of statements on women's rights, declaring equality of the sexes and introduced women to political life. A prominent example was Anahita Ratebzad, who was a major Marxist–Leninist leader and a member of the Revolutionary Council. Ratebzad wrote the famous 28 May 1978 New Kabul Times editorial, which declared: "Privileges which women, by right, must have are equal education, job security, health services, and free time to rear a healthy generation for building the future of the country ... Educating and enlightening women is now the subject of close government attention. Women were already guaranteed freedoms under the 1964 Constitution, but the PDPA went further by declaring full equality.

Saur Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

of course, a socialist government was needed for this and so the rogue state USA armed all the women-haters and cruel landlords and religious nutcases in the country..

guess what

afghanistan now ruled by women-hating religious nutcases thanks to the meddling by carter and subsequent leaders.

last time I looked, russia had conquered all the territory it needed to protect the ethnic russians in the donbass..

the conflict only kept afloat by nato supplies..being too gutless to send their own troops..

your posts are a outstanding lesson in logical fallacy

comrade stalin
moscow

 

[mark francis]

A classic straw man unrelated to what I stated

Ah yes ..Afghanistan..the 1978 revolution brought

The PDPA, an advocate of equal rights for women, declared the equality of the sexes. The PDPA made a number of statements on women's rights, declaring equality of the sexes and introduced women to political life. A prominent example was Anahita Ratebzad, who was a major Marxist–Leninist leader and a member of the Revolutionary Council. Ratebzad wrote the famous 28 May 1978 New Kabul Times editorial, which declared: "Privileges which women, by right, must have are equal education, job security, health services, and free time to rear a healthy generation for building the future of the country ... Educating and enlightening women is now the subject of close government attention. Women were already guaranteed freedoms under the 1964 Constitution, but the PDPA went further by declaring full equality.

Saur Revolution - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

of course, a socialist government was needed for this and so the rogue state USA armed all the women-haters and cruel landlords and religious nutcases in the country..

guess what

afghanistan now ruled by women-hating religious nutcases thanks to the meddling by carter and subsequent leaders.

last time I looked, russia had conquered all the territory it needed to protect the ethnic russians in the donbass..

the conflict only kept afloat by nato supplies..being too gutless to send their own troops..

your posts are a outstanding lesson in logical fallacy

comrade stalin
moscow

Many natives of Muslim nations have shown keen interest in immigrating to God Bless America. Very few Americans have sown interest in immigrating to Muslim countries.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

Many natives of Muslim nations have shown keen interest in immigrating to God Bless America. Very few Americans have sown interest in immigrating to Muslim countries.

This is entirely because of economics

 

[saltydancindave]

Many natives of Muslim nations have shown keen interest in immigrating to God Bless America. Very few Americans have sown interest in immigrating to Muslim countries.

Apparently natives of Muslim nations show immigrations to God Bless America with as much of an interest as Christiananality pedophilia immigrating to God Bless America in that Christian Nation SCOTUS Fourth Reich July crusade for the past 50 years of "one nation under God with equal justice under law" in that ChristHitler tradition.......