Why Can't Spanky Read?

[Phoenix68]

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Whenever Spanky's signing Executive Orders, something always reminds me of that 1950s article: Why Johnny Can't Read.
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If you'll always notice....
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....SOMEONE-ELSE ALWAYS HAS TO EXPLAIN, TO HIM, WHAT HE'S SIGNING!!!!!
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SO, we've got two possibilities: Either he's functionally-illiterate....or, he's employing that ol' mob-boss explanation; "I didn't really read the whole thing....so, I don't know exactly what was in it."; i.e. "I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!!!"
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So far, that also seems to be working well-enough with Project 2025.
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[Phoenix68]

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[Gabriel_Bell]

Paper straws have not cost anyone in any manner. What BS!

 

[Phoenix68]

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Tulsi Gabbard Wants FAUX Noise Hosts To Feed Spanky Top Secret Intel!!
May 31, 2025
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"Director of National Security Tulsi Gabbard wants to turn Presidunce Spanky’s daily intel briefings into FAUX Noise-type broadcasts because he “doesn’t read.”
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Gabbard is hoping to add animations and more dynamic multimedia elements to Spanky’s President’s Daily Briefs, or PDBs, to fit his viewing habits and hold his attention, five people with knowledge of the discussions told NBC News.
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Unclassified information released by the CIA’s in-house academic center in 2021 found that intelligence officials had “struggled” to brief Spanky in his first term in 2016, with “only limited success” in educating the president, CNN reported."

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"THERE'S TOO-MANY, GODDAMNED BIG WORDS!!!!!"
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[mark francis]

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Whenever Spanky's signing Executive Orders, something always reminds me of that 1950s article: Why Johnny Can't Read.
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If you'll always notice....
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View attachment 19154
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....SOMEONE-ELSE ALWAYS HAS TO EXPLAIN, TO HIM, WHAT HE'S SIGNING!!!!!
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SO, we've got two possibilities: Either he's functionally-illiterate....or, he's employing that ol' mob-boss explanation; "I didn't really read the whole thing....so, I don't know exactly what was in it."; i.e. "I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!!!"
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So far, that also seems to be working well-enough with Project 2025.
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Maybe democrats want Trump to get an autopen like they gave Biden so Biden did not have to read what his aides were signing for him.