"...and the horse you rode in on."

[Marchimedes]

I think I'm done, I think I have ran the table. If I haven't replied to your post I either just missed it, it was boring or too stupid to reply to. If I missed it post it again cause that always works. Lookie there, I'm 2k views. We are picking up steam here. Way too many retards still posting in My thread but then whupping everybody and gettin them to understand they've been whupped takes some time and some shall never get it. But then it gives Me license to show My better qualities, one of which is roasting a dumb azz. Political retards have an ability to take a shotgun blast to the skull and pretend it never happened. Then, some of them fancy that if they just keep typing the same crap it's gonna work next time. Sumpin the definition of insanity sumpin sumpin. I shouldn't go on which exactly means now is the time to go on.

!1 pages now. How many unanswered questions have I asked? This thread is not tiktok. This thread is not where you show a picture of your kitty in a sailor hat. I get it, y'all are used to seeing Rachel Maddow say sumpin and then it's over. It just started. Take my log on post today...

If Iran had an American type 2nd amendment none of this nonsense would have ever happened and we'd vacation there.

This is an interweb political debate forum. Anybody gonna debate that? You won't so what the fu(k does it matter what y'all type? You typed "wroted" Marchimedes. I been at this crap cents 2002 and I am undefeated. This thread is only gonna get worserer.

You typed "worserer." And "cents."

Good for you. Now what should the highest federal income tax rate be and at what income level should it start?

 

[Marchimedes]

I'm an American. I don't "identify" as an American or a "white" American. If I really want to get specific about it I'm a Knickerbocker, that is a New Yorker, specifically of Dutch ancestry. Many on the left want to be called African Americans, or Mehican Americans, liberal Americans (the short version of that being "retards") or Asian Americans (just kidding they don't do that, they're too busy being awesome at math, not so good at driving though, just ask Tiger Woods and he's only half Asian) and that's all fine with me but if y'all insist on that then I'm a Western European American. I'm Dutch, English, German and I used to be part French until I had that part of me surgically removed. Now I'm more smarterer, smell better. Too. Raise your hand if you also are a Western European American. Raise both hands if you are French. But no, the left calls me white. Snow is white, unless you star in a Disney movie remake. Here's a fun thing I do every now and then when I'm at Lowes... I go by the paint color samples and find my true color. It changes with how tan I am. Couldn't tell you right now as I'm coming outta winter, winter as it is in The Free State of Florida and I haven't checked yet this season. I promise next time I get to Lowes I'll post an update. I've been Toffee, Coffee (with cream) or David Lee Rothy. Never white. Even albinos aren't white. If one is an albino, do they have "extra" unconscious racism? Pretty much the only group I'll automatically preface American with is Indian Americans. That's just to differentiate them from the swarthy Indians. You know, the ones who answer the customer service line that sound like Abu from The Simpsons and go "hello, this is Frank" and when the call is over, they go "thank you come again." And while I'm at it don't call me a cis male. I'm a Man. My pronouns are Sir/Sirs or Knickerbocker Zionist. "Dad" to a select few. That $h!t drives liberals nuts. A "Man" being Dad. Go figure. Oh, you have to call liberals what they want but it doesn't work the other way around. I can go on and offend more of you but then you retards (see above) have such a short attention span and I'm WAY past that point. Probably lost ya'll with the first sentence of this post.

 

[Phoenix68]

I think I'm done, I think I have ran the table.

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"That'd be RUN THE TABLE....GOOBER!!!!".
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[Phoenix68]

I'm an American. I don't "identify" as an American or a "white" American. If I really want to get specific about it I'm a Knickerbocker, that is a New Yorker, specifically of Dutch ancestry. Many on the left want to be called African Americans, or Mehican Americans, liberal Americans (the short version of that being "retards") or Asian Americans (just kidding they don't do that, they're too busy being awesome at math, not so good at driving though, just ask Tiger Woods and he's only half Asian) and that's all fine with me but if y'all insist on that then I'm a Western European American. I'm Dutch, English, German and I used to be part French until I had that part of me surgically removed. Now I'm more smarterer, smell better. Too. Raise your hand if you also are a Western European American. Raise both hands if you are French. But no, the left calls me white. Snow is white, unless you star in a Disney movie remake. Here's a fun thing I do every now and then when I'm at Lowes... I go by the paint color samples and find my true color. It changes with how tan I am. Couldn't tell you right now as I'm coming outta winter, winter as it is in The Free State of Florida and I haven't checked yet this season. I promise next time I get to Lowes I'll post an update. I've been Toffee, Coffee (with cream) or David Lee Rothy. Never white. Even albinos aren't white. If one is an albino, do they have "extra" unconscious racism? Pretty much the only group I'll automatically preface American with is Indian Americans. That's just to differentiate them from the swarthy Indians. You know, the ones who answer the customer service line that sound like Abu from The Simpsons and go "hello, this is Frank" and when the call is over, they go "thank you come again." And while I'm at it don't call me a cis male. I'm a Man. My pronouns are Sir/Sirs or Knickerbocker Zionist. "Dad" to a select few. That $h!t drives liberals nuts. A "Man" being Dad. Go figure. Oh, you have to call liberals what they want but it doesn't work the other way around. I can go on and offend more of you but then you retards (see above) have such a short attention span and I'm WAY past that point. Probably lost ya'll with the first sentence of this post.

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Drunk, again......
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[Marchimedes]

Mayor Comrade Mamdani of NYC has decided that that local bidnesses shall no longer be able to place sandwich boards...



in front of their stores. He has also decided that roll up doors...



have to go. However, if one decides to set up a folding table on the same sidewalk with merchandise for sale that's just fine. No bidness license, they don't have to comply with anything tax wise, it's not inventoried, nuttin is inspected by Mother government, it blocks the same sidewalk as the bidness owner's sandwich board, the American dream. In the same breath Comrade Mayor Mamdani has been floating the same rule as California and that is if you steal less than $1,000 from a bidness you skate. You get to steal from a bidness then sell your stolen merchandise in front of said store for pennies on the dollar. "How much for that Burrito that's been sitting in the sun?" If I were a bidness owner in NYC I'd go ahead and place a new sandwich board in front of my bidness...



but then I'm the guy that throws the tea into the harbor. Now, as folding table guy gets to set up said folding table it also stands to reason that he'll also be able to have a sandwich board with nary the admonishment from Comrade Mayor Mamdani.



I'm killing this but it ain't over...

Back to the roll up doors. Now at night all the bidness owner has to protect his bidness is glass. It might take a while but sooner or later criminals will figure out that brick beats glass. Glass replacement bidnesses rejoice, the American dream. I still get one(1) more image...



Yea, I see Eath's, liberal. Go ahead and harp on that! I've WAY more about the destruction of capitalism but then I'm already WAY beyond the short attention span of you retarded fu(kin azzholes.

 

[Marchimedes]

Drunk, again......​

Yes. I do believe I've done said in this thread that most every time I show up here I'm at least a tad drunk. When I showed up tonight and posted the "sandwich boards and roll up doors" rant I was a little bit drunk. Now I'm more drunk. Do you really want to deal with me when I'm sober? Then I'm more exacting, maybe less mean, less roasting, more boring, more dot.gov type sources, maybe about the same length posts, more like Marco Rubio. Less fun for me. Times like that I dig into wonk. I've been at this cents 2002, I've tried it every way. I like to think I'm more entertaining when I'm a tad off. When I'm sober, I'm just not mean enough. There's less images. Maybe just a rant that lower taxes spurs the American economy with graphs and charts and proof. I can dominate with that but then I'm just a walking encyclopedia. Nah, Mr. phoenix, I endeavor to be entertaining while kicking your face in in the same breath. If no one reads me then WTF? It has to be funny while being politically salient. You are more boring than watching paint dry while your Mother-in-law tells you you'll never amount to nuttin while you have a toothache. Come on, bro, this is my thread, post a gem and I'll sing your praises.

 

[Phoenix68]

Yes. I do believe I've done said in this thread that most every time I show up here I'm at least a tad drunk. When I showed up tonight and posted the "sandwich boards and roll up doors" rant I was a little bit drunk. Now I'm more drunk. Do you really want to deal with me when I'm sober?

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What....you expect Mom & Dad to leave you "Home Alone" some time soon, again????
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[Marchimedes]

Two winters ago, I was working for a guy at Panama City Beach remolding his bathroom. Soon enough he figured out that I'm not right in the skull and he would always ask me questions cause I'm gonna come back with sumpin different so one day he asked me, "who is your favorite president." A nanosecond later I go "Ronaldus Reaganus." He goes, "me too" so that worked out. Other acceptable answers are George Washington cause Father of America, Abraham Lincoln cause he freed the slaves and saved America or Harry Truman cause he pulled the trigger on Japan and saved so many lives. Quite possibly also my Father's Father as he was slated for the invasion of Japan. But Ronaldus Reaganus was in my time. I joined The Mighty US of A Army in 1981, voted in my first election 1983 for Uncle Ronnie. In the military we loved Uncle Ronnie. We always got a raise, all training was paid for, no slouching like under the impeached, disbarred, perjuring adulterer. Under Uncle Ronnie there was no cannibalizing of military parts, everything was dress right dress and there was strict adherence of the UCMJ. Also, our Commander-in-Chief wasn't diddling an intern. But the big thing was back in them days year in and year out, for decades the #1 concern of Americans was nuclear annihilation. Now that doesn't crack the top ten. He did that with Star Wars. When he came out with that all the usual democratic suspects said crap like "you can never hit a bullet with a bullet." Now we have Iron Dome, THAD and just the other day The Mighty US of A shot an Iranian drone outta the sky with a laser. A friggin laser. Along comes Baby Jesus (Pirate Baby Jesus if you consider that he has commandeered a vessel (Venezuelan drug boats) on the high seas.) Lather, rinse repeat and Iran is gettin after a nuke. More betterer said they were. Also, Baby Jesus wants Golden Dome. That is a system to shoot down anything coming towards The Mighty US of A. And all the usual democratic suspects claim that such a system is adversarial, confrontational and aggressive. How is a defensive system aggressive? Rhetorical question but it may illustrate that democrats want us to die. Ot that they would rather risk our lives than do the right thing if they fancy they can score a political point. Any wonder why I hate liberals like poison?

 

[Marchimedes]

Drunk, again......
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Yes. I do believe I've done said in this thread that most every time I show up here I'm at least a tad drunk.

What....you expect Mom & Dad to leave you "Home Alone" some time soon, again????
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Here I am again. Guess what? Due to unforeseen circumstances, I don't have to work in the morning but then I work for myself so I ain't sweating it so an unscheduled bout of heavy drinking but then a tad ago I thought about Uncle Ronnie and all that has to do with Iran so here we are.

Dude, I'm 12th page now so I've probably got an easy 50 posts of salient political content. None of you bother with that. I don't have to say anything about my life, drinking or otherwise. I could stay on with the politics, nuttin else but then what would that leave you with? Goose egg. You are still taking the bait. Even Mr. stalin, stupid as he is might have figured this out. I've been after this interweb political debate forum crap cents 2002 and there is ALWAYS one of your type. Either you are exceedingly stupid or you enjoy the attention/abuse. Sure, you dilute the intelligence of this thread but then you give me the opportunity to flex my roast muscles. Overall, I guess it's a wash. Of course, I can up the roast, but you haven't pestered me enough. Yet. I'm sure I've let loose with some good roast stuff so far in this thread, but it's probably only been my C+ game. Go ahead, pester me some more and then if I come up with a Top Ten list just for you I'm approaching my B+ game. You ain't worth my A game. It took a few, as it always does when I'm new to a site but when is the last time someone tried me at politics? Like you I can post emojis but then I'm not gay. Just because the cats in your Mother's basement rub up against you doesn't mean you typed sumpin clever. Here's one...

What should the highest federal income tax bracket rate be and at what income level should it start?

I've heard "more" and that don't work. Fu(k that answer up and I've the next one at the ready. Then the next one... und so wieter. 2002, bro. None of you liberal kunts has taken me to end of that particular trail of tears but I'm rooting for you. See, Mr. phoenix, before I type anything I think it through to the end. Cents 2002 and I'm undefeated and all I've ever had to do is think it through. Doesn't hurt that I'm the smartest man alive, that I'm 62 and have been paying very close attention to everything and that I have near perfect recall. Also, I have the gift of gab, I'm wicked funny, buku creative, I'm the first I know of that has started a thread way back when to do just this, start a thread that is about me and what I think (thread topic) and stick to it. I've 1,700+ images of my own creation that I can pull outta my azz, forget about you faces, every time I show up its sumpin new, I am King of all Trolls, I'm the King of all bullies, I am Trollbully. I've been crafting memes in the form of images before memes was a word.



Want to see another 100? These are still some of my favorites...





That $h!t is funny.

So, still another 98. You can't bring that. No one does. Kimmel/Colbet and the rest are hacks. I don't have writers. Bro, I'm the best at this and I've been so cents 2002. Idiot savant, Aspergers, anti-Christ, I've been called it all, call it what you will but it ain't gonna defeat me. It's nice being the best at sumpin but still this is only my hobby. Also, I'm exceedingly humble. You should see me with tools. Here's my first meme about this one...



My first "hold my beer" meme. Uvalde. There's a tuff one for you jerks. So, 97. Man, here's how it ALWAYS ends up before I get banned. I have my little thread, I post, the liberals run away screaming with their heads on fire, the conservative hate that they didn't think of it first and then I keep going on like I am. I don't bother the rest of the site, you fu(ks don't have to tune in, I exercise my political and humor chops until I get banned. I ALWAYS get banned but no site has ever told my why I got banned. I've a good run going at a different site just like this, maybe my third best run ever but I ain't holding my breath. SSDD. I start a horse thread, run the table then eventually get banned. Then I find the next victim. Still at the next victim I have all the crap I've done before, the images, the rants, the jokes at the ready. Moderators hate being upstaged. Bunch of jealous fu(ks, them. This is my latest site, every time I manage to get it in quickerer than before. I've had it dialed in for a while now. At this site I've managed to drive most of you liberals outta my thread the quickest yet. Except for you. Might never happen but then I get to Troll.

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Next time I show up who doubts that I'm gonna have another quality log-on post the likes of tonight's Ronaldus Reaganus one? See, I'm only as good as my last log-on post. I set my bar high. Know who was as good as me?

Rush Limbaugh. I just don't desire the fame.

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And the reviews of this post are in:

"Not my son." - Mr. phoenix's Mother.
"We gots nuttin." - Liberal Political Debate Reply Newsletter.
"My azz hurts." - Mr. phoenix's best-looking cat.
"My azz also hurts." - Mr. phoenix's 2nd best looking cat when the best-looking cat manages to get away.
"Fu(k, we know what time it is." - The rest of Mr. phoenix's cats.
"Why did no one tell me the deal?" - Random cat in Mr. phoenix's back yard.
"If he keeps it up, I'll ban him." - House of Politics admin.
"If you do that, you're outta the basement." - House of Politics' Admin's Republican Father.
"Marchimedes strikes again." - Crew keeping tab on Marchimedes.
"I like the smell of glue." - Mr. phoenix.
"We sell that boy a lot of glue." - Glue sellers of America.
"He's such a nice boy." - Marchimedes' Dear Mother.

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I lied, B game time.

 

[Phoenix68]

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Next time I show up.....

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[Marchimedes]

The democrat party is a criminal organization I say worthy of RICO type prosecution.

The last guy, SlowJoeBiden sold his soul to the Yellow Menace. His genius son, Hunter, was on the board of Barisma, a Ukrainian Energy company. I guess because of his expertise at filming his self smoking crack and consorting with hookers. Poor hookers. Remember this...?

A kid went to The Learing (funny every time) Center in Minnesota and fu(ked that state, and Waltz up by asking "where's the children?" Then, while the nation's attention was on that place they decided to (that's odd, I typed in 'Learing Center images' at google and such nice pictures. Retry.) (Okay, then, google is suppressing that image.) You retards are just gonna have to take my word for it. Shortly after that story broke The Learing (still funny) Center went ahead and put stickers on the window, there and spelt the street name wrong. Not like they couldn't just go look at the nearest street sign and get the spelling of the street they are on, correct. Also, the stick-on letters weren't level or correctly spaced. I'm the first I've seen to point this out but then I am a Blue Collor Joe. I have both a tape measure and level. Morale of the story? Don't hire a Somalian to hang your new, expensive giant TV. Yea, this rant has quickly gone South. A short interlude while I gather my thoughts...

Okay, new topic: Girls. (I'm so easily distracted.) Young liberal women these days go on and on about how men just hate women. Man, I'm old now but always one of the best things in my life I've enjoyed is making a girl giggle. Now it's making my Daughters giggle. While back I was talking to some of my rotten kids on the phone that live some 4 hours away and that they haven't visited me. Told them about my nice, new (to me) Villa in my gated community for old folks with my 2/2 place and that I have the guest room done all nice that I let my Dear Mother decorate, with a budget (she's good at it) in all French style (it's lovely) so I told them "sometimes I just go open the guest room door and look at it." My first born, Sarah Rae, lost it for a while and while that was going on my 3rd baby (not fetus) Rachel Lee went "Sarah is gone for a while, we can talk."

I know, the intent of this rant has wandered off but then I've leared (again) you liberal retards that there is mutha fu(kin nuttin you can refute me about politics in this thread so that's gettin boring.

 

[Marchimedes]

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Sure, that reply is lighting this place up.

Howz your cats?

"If you know about this, Marchimedes why aren't you calling PETA? - Cats trapped in Mr. phoenix's basement.

I just wonder, man, I mean I'm enjoying our little chats and all but you are not exactly replying to anything political I've posted, I've busted out some B grade roasts, so, how can you just shrug this off like it never happened? Are you a "that's not me in the video" kinda guy when the court shows you luring stray cats into your van with tuna?

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So many questions. When the one-armed autistic girl slammed a ball into your ugly mug at dodge ball when you were in the 3rd grade you said...?

There ya go, bro, finish the joke! Nah, I feel for you. Your training has begun, grasshopper. Walk across this rice paper without leaving a trace even though there's so many di(ks to su(k along the way.

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About 20 years or so ago I was gettin into my roast self and I was gettin really bad. For a little minute I went beyond but I understood that I have to gig myself. These days fu(ks fancy themselves on the edge. I'm still waiting for fu(ks to catch up to what used I call "Eve of Marchimedes." Top level used to be "Ultimate Marchimedes." These days you so-called roasting fu(ks are still barely approaching "Eve of Marchimedes."I still have two more levels. World gets worse, I get worse, I'm standing pat, thing is I, by now, have worse. Stands to reason as I've been after this all these decades. Dave Chappell's Clayton Bigsby gets the job done. Read you my D.E.I. post? That $h!t's funny while destroying D.E.I. in the same breath. I've been after this for a while now and my best work is when I can use satire to illustrate the liberal take. You know, the thing Gavin Newsom tried to outlaw with his executive order. Gavin said that that order would stand the test of time and the very next week the courts bounced his azz. Rush Limbaugh used to say, "illustrating absurdity with absurdity." Rush also had this gift of mine. (Note to self, get more busy on Gavin.)

What's it like, Mr. phoenix, for me to get busy on you? Not like it's my first job, I just posted RICO, but then you posted in my thread. WTF am I supposed to do then? Pretend you didn't? This is my thread and I take on all comers, no matter how weak.

Again, far as I know I'm the first, starting 2002 to prosecute a thread about me and what I think. Then stand to. The topic is whatever I say it is when I say it. That's my idea. I still don't see anyone being able to hold that line. Just another Tuesday for me. One can't be a weak kunt and get away with that.

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By no means did I begin, well, I did begin, to prosecute my RICO post. That's gonna continue. The more I think about that the more worserer it gets. So far, it's just a giant list of circumstantial evidence. But then the left says things like Monsters' breath, Trump breaths so Trump is a monster.

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Then another damn thing, Mr. phoenix, now and again I get into the hooch and have me some fun with this, tell jokes, roast some few but you seem angry. Not like I say what I do is gonna sway any Swinging Richards, but do you think that your particular brand of not answering questions and zero comeback is gonna do anything other than make readers want to know what I do to you next?

 

[Phoenix68]

Here I am again. Guess what? Due to unforeseen circumstances, I don't have to work in the morning but then I work for myself so I ain't sweating it so an unscheduled bout of heavy drinking but then a tad ago I thought about Uncle Ronnie.....

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Ah, yes....the butcher of Central America.
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"As ReRon Reagan spoke, Rios Montt's troops were preparing to march on a village called Las Dos Erres for a counterinsurgency operation that was to include the rape of young women, smashing of infants' heads and the interment of more than 160 civilians -- some while still alive -- in the village well.
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Now the skeletons have been exhumed from the well in Las Dos Erres, as well as from hundreds of other clandestine cemeteries scattered throughout the countryside. A truth commission has documented tens of thousands of abuses committed by the Guatemalan state, as well as a much smaller number committed by leftist guerrillas. And in 1999, President Clinton issued a public apology in Guatemala for the U.S. role in supporting that country's abusive regimes."

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[Stalin]

i hope you are enjoying your dear leader poking you up the arse with a broomstick with no lube...

why no lube ?

cannot let any of the hoi polloi get any of my billions

you only need 23.4 percent dickheads in a population to get a catastrophe like frump..

of course you ENJOY getting screwed over by this dork...

suffer bumpkin

comrade stalin
moscow

 

[mark francis]

i hope you are enjoying your dear leader poking you up the arse with a broomstick with no lube...

why no lube ?

cannot let any of the hoi polloi get any of my billions

you only need 23.4 percent dickheads in a population to get a catastrophe like frump..

of course you ENJOY getting screwed over by this dork...

suffer bumpkin

comrade stalin
moscow

Trump is no homo. You must be thinking of Pete Buttiplug.