"...and the horse you rode in on."

[Marchimedes]

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Now the skeletons have been exhumed from the well in Las Dos Erres, as well as from hundreds of other clandestine cemeteries scattered throughout the countryside. A truth commission has documented tens of thousands of abuses committed by the Guatemalan state, as well as a much smaller number committed by leftist guerrillas. And in 1999, President Clinton issued a public apology in Guatemala for the U.S. role in supporting that country's abusive regimes."

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Mutha fu(ka, what is wrong with you? I'm Marchimedes, I'm the smartest man alive. I write my own $h!t. When I read semi-barely legible crap from the likes of you I know it ain't you, you ain't that smart. So, I employed my powerful search-fu and I found your so-called "writing" on the net. You really want me to prove it? Fu(k you. B!t(h, I put the work in. But then if you have to go to the internet to deal with Ol' Marchimedes, well, that's a badge of honor. These days as the interweb gets more advanced and you creeps dig into AI for your answers to me the more apparent it becomes I'm The fu(kin Man. A question I came up with a while ago is: "Has AI ever wrote a joke?" When I write most everybody knows it's me. I've been banned at a site, show up at another site with a different screenname and someone will go "is that you (former screen name?)" Of course it is. Sure, you put me off from my next genius rant but that don't bother me none cause as I'm doing that; I get to flex my roast muscles. It's all well and good that I can dominate anything about today's political massage but then you young fu(ks fancy yourselves "troll" so howz that working out for you? I am simultaneously the best and worst among you. I been doing this $h!t cents 2002. I'm wicked fu(kin smart, cents 2002 I been at this once the week or so and I've been clocking my progress. I see what works, what doesn't and rant accordingly. Most everything works. I'm a joy to have at this site. admin knows what the deal is. I was admin at a site just like this only at least 10 times as big before I retired. Kinda wasn't fair that admin was the most read and boss. Most read came first. Still, most impotent thing is that I kill the political debate most every time I show up.

What should the highest federal income tax rate be and at what income level should that start?

This is a tiny interweb political debate web site but this but this site will have me and thank you for that.

Long before I was Marchimedes I was teacher and I'm banned at most sites just like this for typing exactly that which I post here. This site is balls. I always obey all site rules. Apparently dominating political debate at some few sites is reason for a nice banning. Fu(k me running what have I done wrong here so far?

You know, decades ago I could have tapped into this podcast/singular personality youface thing and made bank but I'm a Blue Collor Joe and I desire not fame. I enjoy putting my take out there but I don't want to have to hire security. I watch the news, think, time for a rant and some jokes. I vent and move along. I can make Rachel Maddow or Van Jones cry with a sentence. Is there a conservative that has better jokes than me? Well, Pirate Baby Jesus does well. Still...









I've at least another hundred (funny ones, another 1000 semi-funny) just like that. I was crafting memes before I knew the word. I've been at this cents 2002, my image library always increases, but I keep gettin banned. I have memorized a killer rant about most every political issue cents 2002 but then a new joke almost always happens. This is my thread, I'll mostly stay here, no one is making you read this, I'm an easy 30k+ rants by now and I'm still undefeated, that's a fu(king record, I'm solid undefeated, unrefuted, unrebuked, try me and I'll roast your azz. Odd that I'm the best at splaining politics AND roasting in the same breath but there we go. Read me, give me that view and move along. Probably the next time I show up it'll be lather, rinse repeat only maybe next time I show up I'll be more betterer at it. I keep exercising my political and comedic muscles, stands to reason I keep gettin more betterer at this. I want to see where I'm at 10 years from now. Maybe then I'll have 2000+ good joke images. Right now, I have 1,700+ images. Cents the mutha fu(kin second I started in on the interweb at political debate forums no one does what I do. Probably because I'm a flake. Thing is, y'all keep on with fascist and racist and white supremacist and the next but y'all vote and go on with you're the smartest but you ain't. I am. I have babies and you idiots desire to tell my babies how they shall live? I don't think so. This is serious bidness to me. See why I get so busy in this thread on you control freak liberals? If you fu(k liberals get your way my babies won't be able to speak their mind. Right now, you azzholes can't do anything about me cause I own you, you are dominated, presently your entire mind is dedicated to making it so I can't have my say. Ah, we are gettin into it here, ain't we? I'm mutha fu(kin Marchimedes. Know what's nice? In my thread none of you fu(k kunt liberals has the capacity to reply with Jack $h!t. This is my world of text. You don't get to see what I look like, what kind of truck I drive, how much cash I have, how good I am with nunchucks, you fu(ks have to deal with my text. You can't do it. Know what's next? More of this. Never ending supply of this. Maybe tomorrow is taxes, or Castro, or pyramids. You don't want pyramids.

 

[Marchimedes]

i hope you are enjoying your dear leader poking you up the arse with a broomstick with no lube...

why no lube ?

We can take the best you offer dry.

cannot let any of the hoi polloi get any of my billions

you only need 23.4 percent dickheads in a population to get a catastrophe like frump..

of course you ENJOY getting screwed over by this dork...

suffer bumpkin

comrade stalin
moscow

So, what, Mr. stalin? You now are gonna come to my thread without answering the multitude of questions I've done asked you?

I can go find your threads. Kinda boring for me. By now is it gonna be cat questions for you?

Did you know that by the end of Stalin's life all he was doing was checking off on lists of people that should be killed?

 

[Marchimedes]

Trump is no homo. You must be thinking of Pete Buttiplug.

You know, Sister chirstian, I gave you a lot of rope in this thread because I am a Christian. I've asked you many questions. You have not answered. I remember when it happened to me, summer after third grade when I was at camp. The Holy Spirit consumed me for a little bit then I settled down. Cents that time I've been solid. I have a lot of questions about The Old Testament. Why does my god have rules for beating one's slave? But then The New Testament. The Law and The Grace. Red letter Bible. The Red Letters are Love. How can anyone have a problem with The Red Letters? What problem would my Jesus have with f@gs?

I don't think you need to be in my thread anymore.

 

[Phoenix68]

Mutha fu(ka, what is wrong with you? I'm Marchimedes, I'm the smartest man alive. I write my own $h!t. When I read semi-barely legible crap from the likes of you I know it ain't you, you ain't that smart. A question I came up with a while ago is: "Has AI ever wrote a joke?"

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As usual....that'd be "Has AI ever written a joke?"
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[saltydancindave]

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There's always that Aryan intelligence AI human reproduction medical pseudoscience more perfect union with flaming flying carpet pseudoscience where thieving US Constitution Bill of Rights arsonists are but a "it's a Christian Nation" SCOTUS Fourth Reich July Bicentennial joke.........

 

[Phoenix68]

There's always that Aryan intelligence....

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....down at the Oval Office.
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[saltydancindave]

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....down at the Oval Office.
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In addition to "it's a Christian Nation" Aryan Intelligence SCOTUS Bicentennial Fourth Reich July thieving US Constitution arsonists and those Federal Lynching KKKidnapping churchstate of SCOTUS drug trafficking fiefdom of thieving US Constitution Bill of Rights arsonists granted standing for "what is 9/11 ?" of those burning Bush's new testament......

 

[Stalin]

Mutha fu(ka, what is wrong with you? I'm Marchimedes, I'm the smartest man alive. I write my own $h!t. When I read semi-barely legible crap from the likes of you I know it ain't you, you ain't that smart. So, I employed my powerful search-fu and I found your so-called "writing" on the net. You really want me to prove it? Fu(k you. B!t(h, I put the work in. But then if you have to go to the internet to deal with Ol' Marchimedes, well, that's a badge of honor. These days as the interweb gets more advanced and you creeps dig into AI for your answers to me the more apparent it becomes I'm The fu(kin Man. A question I came up with a while ago is: "Has AI ever wrote a joke?" When I write most everybody knows it's me. I've been banned at a site, show up at another site with a different screenname and someone will go "is that you (former screen name?)" Of course it is. Sure, you put me off from my next genius rant but that don't bother me none cause as I'm doing that; I get to flex my roast muscles. It's all well and good that I can dominate anything about today's political massage but then you young fu(ks fancy yourselves "troll" so howz that working out for you? I am simultaneously the best and worst among you. I been doing this $h!t cents 2002. I'm wicked fu(kin smart, cents 2002 I been at this once the week or so and I've been clocking my progress. I see what works, what doesn't and rant accordingly. Most everything works. I'm a joy to have at this site. admin knows what the deal is. I was admin at a site just like this only at least 10 times as big before I retired. Kinda wasn't fair that admin was the most read and boss. Most read came first. Still, most impotent thing is that I kill the political debate most every time I show up.

What should the highest federal income tax rate be and at what income level should that start?

This is a tiny interweb political debate web site but this but this site will have me and thank you for that.

Long before I was Marchimedes I was teacher and I'm banned at most sites just like this for typing exactly that which I post here. This site is balls. I always obey all site rules. Apparently dominating political debate at some few sites is reason for a nice banning. Fu(k me running what have I done wrong here so far?

You know, decades ago I could have tapped into this podcast/singular personality youface thing and made bank but I'm a Blue Collor Joe and I desire not fame. I enjoy putting my take out there but I don't want to have to hire security. I watch the news, think, time for a rant and some jokes. I vent and move along. I can make Rachel Maddow or Van Jones cry with a sentence. Is there a conservative that has better jokes than me? Well, Pirate Baby Jesus does well. Still...

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I've at least another hundred (funny ones, another 1000 semi-funny) just like that. I was crafting memes before I knew the word. I've been at this cents 2002, my image library always increases, but I keep gettin banned. I have memorized a killer rant about most every political issue cents 2002 but then a new joke almost always happens. This is my thread, I'll mostly stay here, no one is making you read this, I'm an easy 30k+ rants by now and I'm still undefeated, that's a fu(king record, I'm solid undefeated, unrefuted, unrebuked, try me and I'll roast your azz. Odd that I'm the best at splaining politics AND roasting in the same breath but there we go. Read me, give me that view and move along. Probably the next time I show up it'll be lather, rinse repeat only maybe next time I show up I'll be more betterer at it. I keep exercising my political and comedic muscles, stands to reason I keep gettin more betterer at this. I want to see where I'm at 10 years from now. Maybe then I'll have 2000+ good joke images. Right now, I have 1,700+ images. Cents the mutha fu(kin second I started in on the interweb at political debate forums no one does what I do. Probably because I'm a flake. Thing is, y'all keep on with fascist and racist and white supremacist and the next but y'all vote and go on with you're the smartest but you ain't. I am. I have babies and you idiots desire to tell my babies how they shall live? I don't think so. This is serious bidness to me. See why I get so busy in this thread on you control freak liberals? If you fu(k liberals get your way my babies won't be able to speak their mind. Right now, you azzholes can't do anything about me cause I own you, you are dominated, presently your entire mind is dedicated to making it so I can't have my say. Ah, we are gettin into it here, ain't we? I'm mutha fu(kin Marchimedes. Know what's nice? In my thread none of you fu(k kunt liberals has the capacity to reply with Jack $h!t. This is my world of text. You don't get to see what I look like, what kind of truck I drive, how much cash I have, how good I am with nunchucks, you fu(ks have to deal with my text. You can't do it. Know what's next? More of this. Never ending supply of this. Maybe tomorrow is taxes, or Castro, or pyramids. You don't want pyramids.

never has so many words had so little effect

comrade stalin
moscow

 

[mark francis]

You know, Sister chirstian, I gave you a lot of rope in this thread because I am a Christian. I've asked you many questions. You have not answered. I remember when it happened to me, summer after third grade when I was at camp. The Holy Spirit consumed me for a little bit then I settled down. Cents that time I've been solid. I have a lot of questions about The Old Testament. Why does my god have rules for beating one's slave? But then The New Testament. The Law and The Grace. Red letter Bible. The Red Letters are Love. How can anyone have a problem with The Red Letters? What problem would my Jesus have with f@gs?

I don't think you need to be in my thread anymore.

I'm sorry if I let you down in any way. I certainly did not mean to.

 

[Stalin]

i suppose our frump lickspittle supports the paying the low-lifes who beat up policeman..

comrade stalin

 

[saltydancindave]

i suppose our frump lickspittle supports the paying the low-lifes who beat up policeman..

comrade stalin

Just as those burning Bush's SCOTUS Fourth Reich July granting standing to Federal Lynching KKKidnapping churchstate of hate drug trafficking fiefdom enforcement of "what is 9/11 ?" payment for Christiananality pedophilia Islamidiotocracy.........

 

[mark francis]

i suppose our frump lickspittle supports the paying the low-lifes who beat up policeman..

comrade stalin

If anyone beat up a policeman he or she was a degenerate rebel against God no matter what he, she, or it claimed to be.

 

[saltydancindave]

If anyone beat up a policeman he or she was a degenerate rebel against God no matter what he, she, or it claimed to be.

That good ole boys Federal Lynching KKKidnapping churchstate of hate drug trafficking fiefdom enforcement of human reproduction medical pseudoscience more perfect union with flaming flying carpet pseudoscience of thieving US Constitution Bill of Rights arsonists granted SCOTUS "what is 9/11 ?" standing by all those laughing crooks on Capital Hill carpetbaggers "death to the infidels" national religion degenerates protect & serve the Pope patriot act........

 

[Phoenix68]

never has so many words had so little effect

comrade stalin
moscow

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When it comes to the volume (of words), I'd say you and Marchimedes are pretty-much running neck-and-neck....even though Marchimedes' editorializing crosses the finish-line long-before you approach Turn 3.
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[saltydancindave]

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When it comes to the volume (of words), I'd say you and Marchimedes are pretty-much running neck-and-neck....even though Marchimedes' editorializing crosses the finish-line long-before you approach Turn 3.
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As if any volume of words pulls the reins for thieving US Constitution Bill of Rights arsonists on Capital Hill's Fourth Reich Christiananality pedophilia Islamidiotocracy of SCOTUS Christian Nation.........