Today is the day I finally decided I'm the last real American alive. Omega Man II -- the Fat Guy. I've been working up to that idea for a while. Every time I try to talk to the morons at work about what's going on in the world, I get a little surer. And this week, between the death of the Swede, the latest news from Iraq, and all the morons with opinions about Iran, I'm ready to say it out loud: the population of America is one fat War Nerd and 300 million dumb suckers.