if you read the document you see that only indurrection is disalliwed. just leaving ? no problem.
Yep. . .leaving seems like a good idea.
Actually, the lue States are beginning to like the idea:
"
Dear Red States: We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and
politics and we've decided we're leaving: "Legitimate rape." is almost
reason enough! We in New York and California intend to form our own
country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you
aren't aware that also includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the
Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and
especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States
of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Andrew Cuomo
and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin. We get the
Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You
get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of
America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. We get
two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay
their fair share. Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent
lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy
families. You get a bunch of single moms. Please be aware that the
E.S.A. will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our
citizens back from Afghanistan at once. If you need people to fight,
ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to
send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't
show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We wish you
success in Afghanistan, and possibly Iran as well, but we're not
willing to spend our resources in these sorts of pursuits.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the
country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92%
of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can
serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of
the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living
redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools
including Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese
Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US
mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99%
of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush
Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of
Georgia. We get New York, Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed
by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the
death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory,
53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards
believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties. We're
taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Sincerely, Citizens of the Enlightened States of America"
Written by Anonymous.