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[mark francis]

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Here's an idea. If you love your enemies like I do then do not go to war with mass-murdering tyrants.

 

[mark francis]

Natural resources that benefit human beings are not spread equally around this planet. Palisrael is certainly not especially rich in natural resources, and it is located in a place where there will always be competition of different civilizations.

Why can't Arab nations tend to their own lands and leave Israel alone?

 

[Marchimedes]

Saw some Virginia congresswoman and Hakeem today talking about how Virginia had "redistricted" while Governor Desantis is looking to "gerrymander."

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Today I amended my definition of capitalism but first you have to suffer through my old definitions of the other two.

Fascism is the Mother government control of the means of production.

Communism is the Mother government ownership of the means of production.

Capitalism is the Mother government encouragement, support, taxation and vigorous, enforced regulation of the means of production.

I can't do it; I can't it leave out... SlowJoeBiden did all he could to force American automobile manufacturers (Elon aside) to produce more electric vehicles. How is that not the definition of fascism? What American manufacturer/s is/are Baby Jesus telling what to make?

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Today while I was waiting for Putin to die, I thought about this...

Watched a youface, that's how I know...

Canada is having a mandatory gun buyback and so far, they've bought 2.5% of the guns. That they think they know about. And this is Canada, not gun crazy America with the 2nd amendment. Even them soft mutha fu(kas are not going along with this. Then some guy in charge up there announced the RCMP and such are gonna go door to door and get them. American liberals rejoice, after all that's what they want in America. But then, again this is soft Canada so if somehow, for a little minute the left gets control of the House, Senate and White House and passes a law that does the same, (before SCOTUS gets hold of it and boots it) I say no way does America get close to 2.5% compliance buying back guns (that they think they know about.) An aside: is there any way I can buy stock in the folks in America running illegal guns cause that's gonna be a booming black market? And please to remember, gun runners, that you can't just scratch out serial numbers, We have tech that can still read them numbers, you'll have to grind that $h!t off with lots of heat to beat that. (Don't do that with your weapon loaded.) I love me a nice PSA cause I care. As this, as always is a Marchimedes thread I don't just complain, I bring the solution: You're gonna have to be slick on this one, Canadians... If you have an alarm, don't set it. (Claim you just didn't remember.) if you have recording cameras, you'll have to disable them. Not in the software, they can savvy that, unplug stuff, flip the circuit breaker, wear a Bear/Moose suit and attack it. (Then claim a power outage/glitch/it's a friggin Bear/Moose/act of God.) Now you're gonna have to have an alibi and maybe a buddy is gonna have to help with this. Make sure you are on camera reading to blind orphans at the public library while your buddy walks through the woods and "breaks" into your house and "steals" your guns. You get back home and "oh my, I should call the authorities and report this." RCMP show up and goes "is anything missing?" and you go "my guns, the Molson Golden Ale and naked pictures of you sister." (Don't worry about them pictures, you get to keep them, I'll tell you where in a second.) I can't emphasize enough that this had better be a good buddy, but then you'll do the same for them so in for a penny, in for a pound and your buddy goes and buries the guns and pictures in the woods somewhere. All of a sudden, the RCMP is overwhelmed with the exact same thing, everywhere but they can't prove Jack. I know, all of a sudden, you are a criminal, but someone has to throw the tea into the harbor. Sumpin the blood of patriots... but then some guy in a Bear suit ravaged your house and you don't get to fight back against that? Liberals desire victims and now you are a victim. Unless you are white. Or an Asian really good at math, bad at driving so remember that Tiger Wood's Mother is Asian so it's not his fault he keeps crashing cars.

Better yet while you're tossing tea leave your stupid phone home, program it to text someone while you are away.

 

[Marchimedes]

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The only thing that makes that reply of yours more awesomer is that you made it giant font, multi-colored and even tossed in a gay emoji. Nah, really, emojis are gay, unless you are a 14-year-old girl. I'm gonna cut you some slack and go with girl.

Your turn.

 

[Marchimedes]

I don't need The Lord to tell me what's right and what's wrong.

what..like Lord Mandelson ?

I had to look that guy up. Good thing for you is that this is my thread and if I don't know sumpin I start reading. Bad thing for you is that if I don't know sumpin I'll start reading. Not seeing where that guy says the same thing I started this post off with. Maybe I didn't get to it it but if he said that I kinda like him about that.

Stupid label for a totally out of date concept...

What label?

I get it, Mr. stalin, you are the low man at the Marxist troll farm where you have a bunk. That's why you dwell here at this wonderful, 100-million-member+ interweb political debate site spewing buku, longwinded, garden variety communist propaganda. Thread after thread. I guess it keeps you in cabbage and ramen and only su(kin one soviet commissar's Johnson per week.

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I, Marchimedes, would now like to thank the handsome/pretty staff at this fine website for still not banning me even though I constantly/consistently up the nasty. I'm quite sure sooner or later we'll find the limits of this. Look at me typing fu(k and $h!t. But then admin's Seester likes when I talk dirty to her like that.

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What the fu(k man, that was uncalled for.

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Mr. stalin, ain't hardly anybody here reading this $h!t. Pretty much it's just you and I. The rants I post here I also post elsewhere. To many 10's of more views. Do you not understand what a roast is? I've been killing fu(ks on the interweb cents 2002 and I'll shut it all down to get busy on one individual like we are bonding right now. I've had these bromances before, never works out, Y'all keep saying you'll buy my drinks, but you have no cash. Get an American dictionary and look "stiff" up. Yes, your picture is next to it but it's two pictures, like a mug shot. I thought of that one the other day but I was thinking about Algore yet I applied it to you. I wasted a mediocre joke on you. When you are lying alone in the basement with your cats and pondering your next garden variety marxist rant do you ever come up with jokes/insults like I do and put them away for future use? Ah, I kid, like you ever wrote a joke.

Oh $h!t, I just remembered a thing. This is gonna be long. It's okay cause I can type wicked fast. I call it "The Berlin Story."

This is gonna fu(k you up.

1986 when I was serving in The Mighty Us of A Army in Germany I won a good soldier award (they don't just give that $h!t away) and for my troubles I was gifted an all-expense paid, multi-day trip to Berlin. East and West. Before the Wall came tumbling down. Back then America didn't send any idiot to represent American in East Berlin. They sent special idiots. You savvy? I'm 20 years old. On the train to Berlin with the blacked-out windows I ended up on in a compartment with 4 other soldiers. Other guys like me. We had booze. It was one of those times when a bunch of men just clicked. We named ourselves "The Fearsome Funf." Bunch of drunk Americans on our way to Berlin. To the enemy. We got tight right quick. We stayed that way. Men. Got to West Berlin and The Mighty US of A Army showed us a good time. Tours during the day in our civies then released at night to wander West Berlin. Of course we were soldiers and had cash. Soldiers always have cash. Bunch of hard legs flush with cash in a nation where all the women wanted to marry us and get American citizenship. That's' still a thing. Worldwide. Nobody got married but we had fun. Then came East Berlin Day. We are in Class "A" uniforms. Spit and Polish. Dress Right Dress. Squared away. The Best Front and Center. Checkpoint Charlie.

Then me and my four buds were released into East Berlin. The Army dumped us and we were on our own. We had to get back to a place at a time and that was it. Imagine me and my 4 buds in our enemies' midst. Of course, by now I'm our leader. Stands to reason. First thing is we are walking 5 abreast, I'm on the left walking through a giant/square/plaza and a couple sidles up to me, thread bear clothing and the man in a low voice says to me "you should thank God that you can thank God." That happened to me in East Berlin when I was sporting full Class "A" Army uniform. Mr. stalin, "what the fu(k?" I'm 20. Maybe 21. Mr. stalin, your propaganda means nuttin to me, that you still spew your old school swill is comical. That you spew it in my thread is gonna be a never-ending gift for me. We march around and as by now my German is passible, I find the best place to eat. That's correct, fu(tard, I showed up in a foreign nation and first thing I did was learn their language. Seems polite. So, we all show up at the best hotel in East Berlin for some grub and we all look around at all of what the other diners are eating, and we all order two of it. Right about then the Mark rate was 3.5 and then the West to east Mark rate was nuts so we were millionaires. Imagine now a joke about the size of your penis vs. then East German steak sizes. So we get outta there and now we gotta go buy some booze. Remember now the UD$ to the west mark rate vs. the east mark rate. We find a liquor store, remember by now I'm the leader, I find it and turns out a liter of Stolichnaya cost us a $1. The 5 of us buy 5 each. It gets worserer. Army lets us take it all back through Checkpoint Charlie. But The Fearsome Funf still had another night left in West Berlin. We're sporting Vodka, we hit buku bars, and then we just wandering around and run into The Berlin Wall. There it is. Berlin wall is 10/12 feet tall. There's a car width lane on our side of the wall and then the Germans have a 4-foot wall on their property on the other side of the lane. So I, as our drunk azz leader jump up on top to that wall and now I can see over the Berlin Wall.

I see the no-mans land. I see all the barb wire. And, right there, not so far away is an East German guard tower. There's a guard and he's looking right at me. He's got a machine gun. I did not salute; I did not wave. I pointed at him. Now, it has started snowing, perfect snowball snow and I've got 4 soldiers on our side of The Berlin Wall. You know what's coming, I'm a soldier so I directed snowball fire at the East German Guard tower. We were a good 10 yards short but I'm directing a constant stream of Fire. "5% degrees right." We are giggling our mutha fu(kin azzes off throwing snowballs at the communists. Can you say, "international incident?"

That's 40 years ago but it's a true story. And now here your dumb azz is in my thread trying to give me a hard time. Mutha fu(ka I have the gift of gab, and you are a stiff. I have jokes and you pound your shoe on a podium going "we will crush you."

That was a lot of typing, but I enjoy that story. I can copy/paste this for other sites. Worth my time. This is not exactly an oft read web site, but I fu(kin hate you like poison. So much hate that I'll give you my B+ game at a tiny site.

Now tell us a joke, doll.

 

[Phoenix68]

Why can't Arab nations tend to their own lands and leave Israel alone?

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[Gabriel_Bell]

Why can't Arab nations tend to their own lands and leave Israel alone?

You must be truly ignorant of history. Israel has never let the Arabs alone. It has constantly provoked war to expand its territory and to drive out the Arab population. Israel is an apartheid state that has denied equal rights to its non Jewish residents and citizens. It has highways that only Jews are allowed to use. It arrests Palestinians without even telling them hy they were arrested and holds them without a trial forever. Israel has no constitution, so it has no guaranteed rights for it citizens and residents.

 

[Phoenix68]

Today I amended my definition of capitalism but first you have to suffer through my old definitions of the other two.
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[mark francis]

You must be truly ignorant of history. Israel has never let the Arabs alone. It has constantly provoked war to expand its territory and to drive out the Arab population. Israel is an apartheid state that has denied equal rights to its non Jewish residents and citizens. It has highways that only Jews are allowed to use. It arrests Palestinians without even telling them hy they were arrested and holds them without a trial forever. Israel has no constitution, so it has no guaranteed rights for it citizens and residents.

Arabs and Muslims have their own rules in their lands which civilized westerners see as barbaric, such as beheading homosexuals and women who do not please their husbands. If Arabs would obey Jewish laws inside Jewish borders there would be no problems.

 

[Stalin]

1 ) What label?

lord

2I Marchimedes, would now like to thank the handsome/pretty staff at this fine website for still not banning me even though I constantly/consistently up the nasty. I'm quite sure sooner or later we'll find the limits of this. Look at me typing fu(k and $h!t. But then admin's Seester likes when I talk dirty to her like that.

2) Probably because you are harmless

 

[Marchimedes]

If Iran had an American type 2nd amendment none of this nonsense would have ever happened and we'd vacation there.

 

[Marchimedes]

What label?

lord

You're the one who brought it up....

what..like Lord Mandelson ?

It's not "Lord" as in he turns water into wine or he's gonna cure your leprosy. I simply means they are of nobility heritage, which means nuttin to Americans. But it's Brittian and part of their culture. Them limeys still have Kings and Queens (as in a female monarchy leader, not the name of your favorite bath house) but they have pretty much zero power. Technically I'm a Lord in Brittian. (Oh crap, another story on the way.) King Edward VII...



is my great, great, great Grandfather I think it is. Maybe another great or two. My Father's Mother's great grandmother I think it was was a servant in King Edward's orbit. He knocked her up, so they sent her to America to hide the shame. Story is that he was quite the randy fellow (see Edwardian history) and they'd have these parties at the great houses and they'd all sneak around fu(king anything that moved, (you know about this, just ask your neighbor's cat) that was human. One day my first born, Sarah Rae and I were sitting around with my father-in-law, and I told this story which my baby already knew and he goes "man, I'm not nobility" and my Sarah goes "don't worry, grandpa, you're married into it." Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. My daughters are Princesses. As all daughters are. King Charles II is my fourth cousin, twice removed.

Lord Marchimedes.

That and $8 will get me a cup of burnt Joe at Starbucks but still I should be in the low thousands in the line of succession to the British Throne. Bad news is that I'm related by marriage to Megan Markle. Good news is that if I'm ever King I shall bestow upon you the title of "Daft Git" and gift you a shack in the moors where you may put your beloved communism to work to the resounding worship of your peasants you starve to death.

You don't "Git" any of this, do you? That's why the first word in your title.

I, Marchimedes, would now like to thank the handsome/pretty staff at this fine website for still not banning me even though I constantly/consistently up the nasty. I'm quite sure sooner or later we'll find the limits of this. Look at me typing fu(k and $h!t. But then admin's Seester likes when I talk dirty to her like that.

2) Probably because you are harmless

At least I'm not boring. The only so-called harm I do is to liberals and the likes of you. But that's just text.

Fu(k with my children and somebody gonna die horribly.

 

[Marchimedes]

See. Mr. stalin, Mr. francis is making the point that even muslims in muslim nations find that environment a tad suppressive. Lemme show you how it's done, at least to start off with, Mr. stalin. Lettuce see if Mr. francis can deal with this thread...

Mr. francis, Front and Center!

Mr. francis, while I'm a Christian, I derive zero percent of my political ideology from my faith. Don't need to go there, never will. I don't need The Lord to tell me what's right and what's wrong. If I don't want it to happen to me, I won't put the same thing on the other guy. Don't murder me, don't steal from me, don't try and fu(k my wife. Savvy?

So, Mr. francis, simple question. Do you desire to make America a Christian theocracy?

I asked Mr. francis that, @Stalin two visits ago. I let that slide in my last visit to give you the opportunity to get on him like the skin on a fat snake for not answering. Maybe you just missed your chance what with your busy and impotent schedule of starving your peasants. Like I said...

Lemme show you how it's done

@mark francis (again with the notification) didn't answer my direct question to him. Yea, We don't do that $h!t in My thread or the following happens...

Mr. francis, that you didn't answer my question...

So, Mr. francis, simple question. Do you desire to make America a Christian theocracy?

makes me kinda start to believe that that is exactly what you want. I asked you a question, you didn't answer it. This is untoward behavior in My thread. Would like some of what I give to Mr. stalin?

Your turn.

 

[Marchimedes]

Why can't Arab nations tend to their own lands and leave Israel alone?

Because they are neighbors and if the suppressed in Arab nations look just over there and see freedom that's gonna give the suppressed ideas that needs be eradicated.

Just like the Russians, or Cubans, or Chinese, or Iranians, or North Koreans, insert authoritarian regime here.

Why am I the only idiot that can figure this out?

Or...

Maybe allah is just an azzhole.

 

[Marchimedes]

You must be truly ignorant of history. Israel has never let the Arabs alone. It has constantly provoked war to expand its territory and to drive out the Arab population. Israel is an apartheid state that has denied equal rights to its non Jewish residents and citizens. It has highways that only Jews are allowed to use. It arrests Palestinians without even telling them hy they were arrested and holds them without a trial forever. Israel has no constitution, so it has no guaranteed rights for it citizens and residents.

I fu(kin dare you to type the same thing at me.