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The New Patriotism (Practice for Obama)

Discussion in 'U.S. Politics' started by GenSeneca, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. GenSeneca

    GenSeneca Well-Known Member

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    I'm so excited... I finally get to be a Patriot in the eyes of the Left!

    Lets get the rules straight...
    The Rules for being a Patriot (as determined over the last 8 years):
    1. Blame America for ALL international problems and conflicts, even when we are not involved!
    2. Blame the President for EVERYTHING Domestic: Got a hangnail? Obama's fault!
    3. No matter what the facts are... keep repeating the Anti-American propaganda and incessantly complain until there's "Change".
    4. No matter how big Government gets, no matter how much Government does, throw a temper tantrum and say its not enough.
    5. Cry like a french school girl until America fulfills its promise of an Utopian Society.
    6. Undermine America at all times, advocate for our defeat/capitulation at the hands of our enemies AND!!!! get extra points when you bash the soldiers who protect our freedoms as terrorists while SIMULTANEOUSLY demanding you love them so much, you want them brought home where they can be safe.
    7. Avoid the following: Facts, specifics, history, relevant questions, reality and anything else that might embarrass you... Instead, substitute your own reality by making stuff up and remember... if you repeat it often enough - People will believe it!
    8. Use bigotry, intolerance and hate-speak as justification for everything you say but always, always, always, make sure you say its the OTHER side doing such things.
    9. Reverse reality and turn the world upside down: Group think = Independent Thought, Conformity = Individuality, Fair = Unfair, Equality = Inequality, etc. and "Change" the rules whenever you feel like it... Double Standards are your new best friend!
    10. When in doubt... OBAMA LIED!

    Lets get started with some Recycled Classics!

    Bush-Hitler:
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    Republican Fascists:
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    Bush is a crazy religious zealot who believes he's doing the lords work:
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    IMPEACH BUSH!
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  2. Pandora

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    This is officially my fav new thread.

    but I cant do the rules like posted

    instead of crying like a french school girl because we dont have full blown socialism exc. i will belly ache and gribe when we have ANY socialism, I wont bend, I will want full blown Capitalizm, just like they dont bend and want full blown socialism.

    but other than that I am on board.

    Obama the mighty god is just another hitler

    and when he lies, infants die!


    THANK YOU FOR THE THREAD!!!
     
  3. GenSeneca

    GenSeneca Well-Known Member

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    You misunderstand... we pretend pure Capitalism IS the Utopian society. I was very careful in my wording... ;)
     
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    Well I had so many tears in my eyes because The Führer moved me with his words, that I must have read it wrong :)
     
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    The Messiah
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    The Furher
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    Obama's Cat
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    People LOVE Change...
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    What fun! No wonder there are so many Bush-Bashers.... this takes ZERO thought!
     
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    Where are you getting these pictures? I love them

    I want the hitler YES WE CAN in a bumber sticker, did you make it ?
     
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    Dang this patriot stuff feels great

    notice I changed my picture, that way I can be a patriot even when I am not actually on line!
     
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    Go to The Peoples Cube They have great stuff there.... Here are a few other incarnations of the Obama poster:

    Carter
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    Rev. Wright
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    Work makes you free! (The slogan from Dachau Concentration Camp)
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    Absolute Truth
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    Not available in all 57 states.... LOL thats just too funny.
     
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    Oh that is so great, I love that last hope bottle IT MUST BE THE KOOL AID
     
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    You two, are absolutely hysterical. My personal favorite thus far is Hitler saying "YES WE CAN!". haha... oh I was laughing so long.
     
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    Be a "New Patriot" and join us!

    "I inhaled, that was the whole point..."

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    Who's MAD?
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    INGSOC FTW!
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    The Obama Body Count
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    Figured I would add this one :)
     
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    It is mine too, so I changed my picture to it, but I am already bothered by it.
    I really dislike hitler, I dont think I could look at him for much longer, Ill change my picture again soon.

    I dont know how the left was able to look at the hitlers as often as they did.
     
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    Obama looks way way way more like the mad kid than bush ever did
     
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    I keep forgeting why I have tried to be respectful of McCain supporters......

    Its sad that becuse you dont like your sides pick, all you can do is worthless bashing and now ****ing Hitler Nazi card referances to Obama.
     
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